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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 16, 2022 at 12:19 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Leave our state people. Were too full

     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    A Kia Rio?
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Got that a few years ago…

    Grandparents “Our first phone had a four digit number”
    Us “We had a seven digit.”
    Kids today “Ugh, I don’t even know my ten digit number”

    Dang it, you beat me to it
     
  4. May 16, 2022 at 2:26 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Nice shitter! I would take that spot any day of the week.
     
  5. May 16, 2022 at 2:29 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Lol, only issues are bugs and if someone decides to ignore your vehicle(s) and hikes the trail.
     
  6. May 16, 2022 at 2:34 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Just look them in the eye, smile and wave. Make them uncomfortable. :rofl:
     
  7. May 16, 2022 at 2:35 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Lol! Probably the best bet
     
  8. May 16, 2022 at 2:36 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    "Beautiful day out eh?"
     
  9. May 16, 2022 at 2:59 PM
    GODZILLA

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    That was a Sorento, I think, but no it's not the Kia.
     
  10. May 16, 2022 at 3:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  11. May 16, 2022 at 3:15 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    So….. you’re gunna buy it? :notsure:
     
  12. May 16, 2022 at 3:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Did you see my edits?! :D
     
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  13. May 16, 2022 at 3:16 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Everything is negotiable. :D
     
  14. May 16, 2022 at 3:17 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    They'd probably spit on me. That would be the negotiation.
     
  15. May 16, 2022 at 3:20 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    "Hey, would you guys take the market adjustment off?"
     
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    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Work in some “add-ons” to make up for it. I always take it as a game to outsmart the dealer. I always shoot for the “I don’t know how you got that good of a deal” when you sit down with the finance guy.
     
  17. May 16, 2022 at 3:55 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I also haven’t purchased a car since all of the word we can’t say started. You would think they would give the frequent customers a deal though.
     
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  18. May 16, 2022 at 4:16 PM
    T-Rex266

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    So Tesla replaced all of this under warranty trying to find an odd noise that they/I presumed was a UCA. None of these was the root cause. Any guesses?

    98BB94C7-3F24-49DB-B89A-204FE142438E.jpg
     
  19. May 16, 2022 at 4:45 PM
    APalmTree

    APalmTree Sometimes helpful

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    A few... Definitely more than 2
    My dad tells a story that in 2008 when he was shopping for a car for my mom, he was at a Nissan dealer looking at a car that he had no interest in or intention of buying but the salesman threw out a crazy low number to him so he said he would buy it. The salesman was pretty new so he went to the back room to run, the number he came up with, by his boss, the boss then comes out and started yelling at my dad for his "offensively low offer". Needless to say, he does not own a Nissan but I'm sure the finance guy would have had that exact thing to say if it had made it to his desk.
     
  20. May 16, 2022 at 4:52 PM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    Your phone had a dial?
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Hell yeah. And using an area code meant you were calling long distance…which you only did after 7:30 so the per-minute charge wasn’t insane.
     
  22. May 16, 2022 at 5:33 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    My old boss was super stoked that he got to use his work phone for personal calls including long distance, I didn’t have the heart to tell him it doesn’t really matter now……
     
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  23. May 16, 2022 at 6:00 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Open air pit toilets out in the middle of nowhere are the shit.

    Literally...
     
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    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    There are a lot of other hikes in the gorge that are better. But I understand the appeal.
     
  25. May 16, 2022 at 6:04 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    I remember only dialing 5 numbers...up until middle school.
    And double-tapping the receiver to call the neighbor girl on the party line without dialing at all.
     
  26. May 16, 2022 at 7:09 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Bad strut?
     
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  27. May 16, 2022 at 8:42 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Nope. They even switched those around
     
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    GNTundra

    GNTundra The Notorious Troll Sniper

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    No idea. I thought Teslas were maintenance free. :boink:

    I'm not even a shade tree mechanic so all I can do is crack jokes.
     
  30. May 17, 2022 at 5:50 AM
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