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Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by ToyoMafia, Nov 30, 2020.

  1. May 10, 2022 at 1:53 PM
    Fotnot

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    my wife's an engineer and most don't believe her or realize it until they ask and she says cuz she has social skills. i work with lots of engineers (engineering firm) and we have a few friends that are engineers. yea....lots of social morons. not all, but quite a few are socially inept
     
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  2. May 10, 2022 at 2:47 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Strawberry daiquiri with fresh strawberries.
    20220510_171130.jpg
     
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  3. May 10, 2022 at 3:08 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    The ONLY way to make them!

    From Joel's Drink Bible:

    Strawberry Daiquiri (Fresh)

    1 1/2oz Rum
    1oz Sour Mix
    dash grenadine
    5 Whole Strawberries

    Blend with ice until slushy and pour into a highball glass.
    GARNISH: Strawberry
     
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  4. May 10, 2022 at 4:30 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Aw, this is like an old Coke commercial.

     
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  5. May 10, 2022 at 4:43 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, Token AmeriCanadian

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    Filthy hippies.
     
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  6. May 10, 2022 at 4:51 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    We might have to convene a Bible study group.
     
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  7. May 10, 2022 at 4:56 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Yeah, I need to get off of my ass and digitize it (not my ass - I mean, that's already been done, so what's the point, right? Well, I have been working out a lot since then so I guess I could digitize it again. Might be cool to compare cheeks... :monocle:).
     
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  8. May 10, 2022 at 5:05 PM
    RobertD

    RobertD SSEM#123, ASCM#4 "I call it Vera" ~Jayne Cobb

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    :rofl:
     
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  9. May 10, 2022 at 5:50 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  10. May 10, 2022 at 5:51 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    A red alcoholic drink in a hurricane glass... Gives me a hangover just looking at it.
     
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  11. May 10, 2022 at 5:51 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Hey, we have a thread for that.
     
  12. May 10, 2022 at 5:52 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I'm gonna post it there. I got busy digitizing my ass cheeks for @JMB .
     
  13. May 10, 2022 at 5:56 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  14. May 10, 2022 at 5:57 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    There's a NSFW version where a naked @Fotnot shows up and sticks his pretzel in the peanut butter and chocolate. The construction worker and nerdy guy look all aghast and Fotnot says, with a wink and a smile "Take 5, fellas."

    image.jpg

    (It's a slow night. Tough crowd.)
     
  15. May 10, 2022 at 6:01 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    No, it worked. Might have been better if the scene faded out as both the engineer and welder were moving in for a taste.
     
  16. May 10, 2022 at 6:02 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Yes, perfect! I should have consulted with you before I posted!

    :fistbump:
     
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  17. May 10, 2022 at 6:22 PM
    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140/ASCM#3/2ndGenNaysayer/BAF140

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    Another one that had to be dispatched. Close call with the pup.
    87A0A967-927E-4D1B-917D-DCDA0C9F6D31.jpg
     
  18. May 10, 2022 at 6:25 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    They look like a Jim jones branch davidian hairy Krishna cult.
     
  19. May 10, 2022 at 6:26 PM
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    WBW Resident lurker

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    Man, the Mrs. and I are going down there in a couple weeks for the weekend to enjoy some nice motorcycle rides and so in at some wineries down around Elgin. I don't want to be seeing those "nope ropes" anywhere near me! I'd shit my diaper right there on the spot!
     
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  20. May 10, 2022 at 6:34 PM
    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140/ASCM#3/2ndGenNaysayer/BAF140

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    If you’re out and about, chances of seeing one are pretty significant. Good news is they aren’t aggressive and the only bites are typically people messing with them or accidentally stepping on them. Keep your eyes peeled and you’ll be fine.
     
  21. May 10, 2022 at 6:41 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yuck.
     
  22. May 10, 2022 at 6:43 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yeah no thanks. We will be on the lookout for those when we are prairie dog hunting in June.
     
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  23. May 10, 2022 at 6:45 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I know that humidity when you stand up your sack sticks to your thighs and it looks like you have bat wings. Lol
     
  24. May 10, 2022 at 6:48 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    And I appreciate the effort.
     
  25. May 10, 2022 at 7:14 PM
    Outbound

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    Same yard right now.

    PXL_20220511_021339192.jpg
     
  26. May 10, 2022 at 7:32 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Is that permafrost?!
     
  27. May 10, 2022 at 7:46 PM
    Fotnot

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    I had to stop that bit cuz I would you use the same setup in my files, but would say 7 instead of 5. They said there were copyright issues or something. Idk. Got paid then got laid
     
  28. May 10, 2022 at 7:46 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That's more like it!
     
  29. May 10, 2022 at 7:47 PM
    Fotnot

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    :fistbump:
     
  30. May 10, 2022 at 7:49 PM
    Hightide

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    Posi-traction 4 on the floor Fuzzy dice

    Ok.
    So dudes just easing down the sidewalk with his jar of finger eatin peanut butter.
    No one even called this shit out in 1984.
    Phuk.
     

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