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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 9, 2022 at 7:32 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Ha! Yep, tall guy here :D
    That works though, good height combo for you two.
     
  2. May 9, 2022 at 7:34 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Hahaha. I’d get lost in an International Convention of Average Peoples.
     
  3. May 9, 2022 at 7:45 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Hanging out in the battleground parking lot again. Everything is calm on the front line this morning.

    Dude just pulled in with a Volvo XC-70 awd wagon. Gawd those wagons look good.

    In true PNW fashion he’s got a sun-bleached Packasport on top. But he has “Search and Rescue” on the side and a VHF ham radio antenna. Looking at his tires, unless he’s doing S&R for hippies that had a Birkenstock blowout, I’m guessing he’s using that gear to call for Volvo parts?
     
  4. May 9, 2022 at 8:17 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    Probably just dispatch
     
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  5. May 9, 2022 at 8:21 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Or a mobile relay link.
     
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  6. May 9, 2022 at 8:31 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    How long you staying in Boston? I'll be up there next week.
     
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  7. May 9, 2022 at 8:31 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I would too, but only cuz they'd all be taller than me. 5'6"
     
  8. May 9, 2022 at 9:38 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I'm going to bed. See Everybody tonight. :wave:
     
  9. May 9, 2022 at 10:01 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Fukwa?! I respect you for being you, but hard (haha) pass.
     
  10. May 9, 2022 at 10:03 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Quick one - land tonight at 6, fly out Wednesday night at 8. Gonna be a long couple of days.
     
  11. May 9, 2022 at 11:20 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:


    I meant when I'm at work I'll be on here again.... but that was when I thought I'd get to sleep today.
     
  12. May 9, 2022 at 12:24 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    67* here in Vegas. Solid weather
     
  13. May 9, 2022 at 1:46 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  14. May 9, 2022 at 2:05 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Just from the job titles, I would expect the opposite. The term consultant makes me think of these guys:

    consultants.jpg
     
  15. May 9, 2022 at 2:28 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    In technology, sellers typically don't know much about the technology they're selling. They're just taking orders and getting commissions. They lean on solutions consultants for everything, including trying to get the client to purchase the thing they need - you know, selling... Sellers manage relationships, which a solutions consultant would abhor, so it's not knocking them too much.
     
  16. May 9, 2022 at 2:29 PM
    Hightide

    Hightide SSEM #88 - 3MW - ASCM #2 RGBA#Q

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    Dammit Wyoming!
    It’s May!




    Ok, guys…
    Wasn’t trying to bother.
    Just passing through.
    Carry on.
     
  17. May 9, 2022 at 2:34 PM
    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140 / 2.5 gen plebe

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    Demello / SOB Fab Bumpers, SuperWinch, WKOR sliders, RCI skids, Baja Designs lighting, Billy 6112 and 5160 w/ CB +2, JL Audio with Alpine HU, DD 10" Exhaust, LED headlights, Rago fab mounts, 35” BFG, HAM radio
  18. May 9, 2022 at 2:40 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Guess which special boy gets to go mow the lawn right now?

    upload_2022-5-9_16-40-33.jpg

    Humidity is 53%, too
     
  19. May 9, 2022 at 2:41 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    You missed the good part, 105 on Saturday or Sunday
     
  20. May 9, 2022 at 3:17 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :bananadead:

    Meanwhile, we're still getting down to 32 at night and it was trying to snow this morning. My wife was talking about planting the garden but I think it will have to wait another week or two.
     
  21. May 9, 2022 at 4:25 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You're an animal! Get those Zzz's dude.
     
  22. May 9, 2022 at 4:38 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I survived. The back is a postage stamp. The front is much larger. Two postage stamps.
    upload_2022-5-9_18-36-50.jpg

    In case anyone ever wonders. I am fully and outrageously jealous of you guys posting pics of mountains and streams you can find on a day trip.
     
  23. May 9, 2022 at 5:29 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    And back at work! Just gotta get through tonight's shift and tomorrow's.

    How was Everybody's Monday?
     
  24. May 9, 2022 at 5:33 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    It was perfectly fine. Definitely had many worse Mondays. Get some sleep?
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Flight sucked
    Going to sushi tonight with my oldest niece and then my sister entire family for dinner tmrw night
     
  26. May 9, 2022 at 5:36 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Spring in Wyoming is just code for Mother Nature having bipolar mood swings.

    Wanted to, but didn't work well. Hoping that after work I am exhausted enough that my brain has no choice but to shut up and sleep. :laughing:

    But the real question is; Did you mow in a full body latex suit? :monocle:
     
  27. May 9, 2022 at 5:40 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Awesome. Mondays are bad enough without being terrible, right?

    [​IMG]

    Bummer on the flight. Turbulence, delays, Karens? Awesome on the sushi!
     
  28. May 9, 2022 at 5:49 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Fixn to murder this thing
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    Getting there , well starting
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    Killed it
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  29. May 9, 2022 at 5:51 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Is that a tater your eating with it? Looks great!!!
     
  30. May 9, 2022 at 5:52 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Yep, the fun is just getting started. I'm glad I got my new cooler installed on the garage a few weeks ago. The old one was rusted out beyond use.
     

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