Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

With a potato, tomato, or a piglet?

 

Sounds like dinner. Pass the ketchup

 

A cook in your own oven, hobo-style dinner, for sure

 

Is this a version of potluck?

 

Lmao

 

For the deviants out there (and you know who you are), piglets and gerbils don’t behave like same….

 

My daughter keeps asking for a gerbil and I keep saying hell no but I’d like to have a piglet.

 

And you know this, how?

 

Agreed. That just ruined ketchup for a while till I can get that image out of my brain.

 

It's probably just the "Organic" stuff.

 

https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cc3FKKbo20q/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

 

Swamp life be crazy.

 

Dammit that’s all the wife buys. Definitely not eating that anymore.

 

The candy manufacturers have obviously heard that I'm quitting candy bars and are using you to tempt me before word gets out and their stocks start taking hits.


Wait a second You never told me you were a stripper! We have so much in common, it's crazy... [/QUOTE]
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cc0fq40KWSA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

 

Piglets grow up to be bacon!
Our pigs are called Coony Coony’s. They are pasture grazers and relatively small. Incredibly good natured and gentle. The 2 boars will come up and lean on you. When you reach down to give them a scratch, they flop down on their back for a belly rub.

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cc0fq40KWSA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=[/QUOTE]

It looks like she stole my moves... Dammit.

 

I read about it on the internet…

 

That's what I thought...

 

Day 2 and 1/4 without candy. I was waiting for my protein drink to blend up and staring at the mini-Kit Kat bars Mrs. Bandito keeps in a candy bowl on the counter... and something occurred to me...

Freaking Toyomafia is a front for Big Candy!

What do you have to say for yourself Tom?! Or should I say, "Mr. Hershey"?

 

I keep tape over all of the lenses on my digital devices, scan my home and property for surveillance intrusion 3 times a day, painted my house with lead based paint to block scanning and have 6 runs of concertina wire around my property.
I don’t believe you.

 

Good...

 

They put them in order from best to worse too

 

Tom never denied nor confirmed his alliances with corporate America

 

Those Nature Valley are the worst in my mind just because of the crumbs.

 

I’m not talking.

 

Kiddos in the backseat with one of those give me hives

 

Never in my truck! Wife can make her own decisions in her car.

 

So this is where we stand after the morning session.