Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

My man.

 

Get therapy.

 

I would, but I can't afford to pay for the therapist's therapy.

 

I used to joke that I would build a new house often enough to never change cooler pads. My buddies thought it was a nice idea but the wife hated it. She always wanted to turn every house into a home. Planting flowers and trees, stuff like that. I finally wised up and settled down.

 

Think about it they might not always be there…

 

Those are clean cuts. Am I safe to assume she used a @gosolo blade?

 

Don't forget you have a very handsome friend who knows his way around an AC unit if you need it. Could also get you a mini split for the garage for about 400 if you wanted to go that route.

 

Oh I thought you were talking about me for a minute, I’m hideous!

 

Mrs. Bandito has been swearing we have a ghost and I've always been like "Yeah, whatever."

Last night, I heard water running. I went into our office bathroom and found the sink was turned on. Nobody had been in there.

This evening, I put clothes in the dryer. About 10 minutes later, I was in the next room (the kitchen) and heard the dryer beep and then stop. I went in there and the dryer door was open. I was the only one downstairs and it locks when it's turned on.

We were watching the final episode of Severance (AMAZING) and I heard the office printer turn on. I asked Mrs. Bandito if she was printing anything. She wasn't and didn't have her computer or phone on. I went in there and it was spitting out all sorts of stuff that she had printed in the last week.

I canceled the printer and then it starts printing something else. I canceled that and yelled "Quit fucking with me!" Nothing has happened since.

I don't care if there's a ghost but if it's gonna start trying to mess with me, it's gonna have to move on. I have enough shit to deal with.

 

Nope.

 

You and the Mrs. just need to get your freak on and make them uncomfortable enough that they either leave or join in the fun.

 

Yeah that'd be cool if it was one of them Victorian ladies. But I'm not sure I want some ghostly male relative of @Fotnot trying to get frisky with the Mrs. and me. Actually, I'm positive I don't want that.

 

Have you tried it? Never know. You might like it.

 

Ahh…
But you had to think about it…

 

You might learn some new moves though. I'm sure @Fotnot has his own version of the Kama Sutra.

 

Most of my ancestors are generous lovers. Yes...I said "are"

 

I have my Cajun persuasion. They won't let me publish it for multiple reasons.

 

That's ok. Just upload it to a torrent site. We'll find it.

 

@TaquitoBandito have you seen or tried these yet!? Just came across on my IG feed.

 

I’ll be stopping at multiple convenience stores on my way home now looking for these. Thanks.

 

You are welcome!

 

They might be going after the candy for breakfast people.