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It's a fancy spittoon. That's what that is.

What'd I win?

 

There used to be this homeless guy around town, that I deemed, the bag man.
I’d watch him at bus stops, pull bags out of bags out of bags out of bags. It was a weird never ending story. But he would literally walk about with 15-20 grocery bags, probably just full of bags…….
I don’t know why, but one day I poured a solo cup of beer out of my kegerator and headed to the liquor store, I had barely touched my road soda by time I pulled up, and I saw him, so I offered him the beer and he just yelled at me…….. maybe the story would have been different if I offered him a bag…….
I haven’t seen him in a while.

 

You can have the spittoon. Just gotta come and get it.

 

Or a baggy of beer.

 

That's a freaking treasure right there. You can hand it over to me when @Azblue and I invade.

 

Maybe, one of those situations where I LET him find it….. like a kid, they want that independent feeling by doing something themselves. He was definitely far gone and almost unapproachable.
There was also mud flaps for a long time near my moms house; dude had “ears” bigger than snoopy coming out of his hat……… these dread mud flaps on his head put my two lil guys to shame!!!!

 

He may have gotten caught in a bag and didn't make it out. Dude could be brilliant too and made an extraordinary catch next for all the drones flying around the parks eating bread and seed.

 

You got it. If The Woman asks, I have no idea what happened to it.

 

I’m just trying to help. Can’t we all just get along?

 

Good morning sunshine! Outa bed, sleepyhead! Daylights burning! Up n’at em! Here’s a motivational picture for y’all to inspire a positive outlook…

 

About time you woke up.

 

Hey, go easy on the old retarded, I mean old retired guy. I’m just glad that I woke up on the right side of the grass!

 

You left out some Basic Training favorites like “KILL! Kill! Kill!” and “Blood makes the grass grow green!”

 

I like how I look at things and I'm not changing.

 

"Use their guts to grease the treads of my tanks!"

 

@Squatting Pigeon what the f*@k did I do to your people??


We had a deal!

 

I believe the term “zipper head” originated from the Korean war. Similar, but not referring to guts…

 

Isn’t it written, “blessed are the flexible, for they shall not break”.

 

Old, I know, but still applies from time to time….
Denial is NOT a river in Egypt

 

True.

 

Had one of those “fuck people” kind of days at work today.

Time to decompress

 

Have one for me! Got another hour to go. But hey, anything after 8hrs a day is OT this week. They just finished the last surgery, so 30-60 minutes depending how they recover.

 

Ended up on the local news because I told someone my picnic area doesn’t open until May 8th and they didn’t like my answer, so they tried to “expose” me.

 

Oh boy. How'd that go down for them/you? Hopefully you turned it into an awesome PR opportunity on public conduct and when the park activities open.

 

I didn’t speak to them, our PR team did all the contact with the news agency. I get my first seasonal employee on April 24th. I only had 2 applicants for the position