1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

The cocaine is keeping him warm.

 

Yessir. The red hazard was only 2000 as far as I can tell, maybe part of 2001. Add that it's a 4x4, and it has made it a bit of a challenge to find one. I have found a couple for over 300, but that's out. Then @daveeasa finds one in passing for me!

 

From the look of him, meth is a better guess!

 

I saw a Miata doing that going up Big Bear Saturday, top down and chains on with snowboard in the passenger seat. Even better because the storm was on and it was snowing pretty good. I couldn't get a picture while I was driving though.

 

I guarantee the Fiero guy is gonna ski in jeans!

 

Cowboy hat?

 

W pit vipers

 

Hopefully, that’s a GT bc the stock Fiero only had 92 hp. Not something you’d not want to climb steep hills with getting to a ski resort.

I wonder if he’s wearing his Lacoste shirt and Members Only jacket?

 

I have a spare red hazard button, and you can just change the button "face" I did that with the cargo light button on the V6.

You can message @Roman if you don't want my button face. I'll take pics when I get home. Still have more running around to do.

 

All this fiero talk reminded me.
My friend's dad has an Indy 500 Pace Car Fiero. All original down to the tires and valve stem caps. I think it has 6000 miles on it. Obvs not driven; just stored...as an investment.
I've been instructed to not make fun of him. Apparently the fam gives him a hard time when it comes up.

But the fiero nerds (yes, such a thing exists) all jizz all over themselves about it. Especially those original valve stem caps.

 

Nibbles

 

I have green stem caps on my GTI. Not for any reason, they were laying in a tool chest so I put them on. Last time I got tires the tire guy made a point to mention he kept my green caps on. I suppose I should put some black ones on at some point, the green doesn't really go with anything.

 

I went ahead and ordered the one Dave linked, appreciate it though! Mine looked good and everything worked, but the plastic tabs that hold it into the dash were broken off.

 

I’ll have you know, my mullet hawk is started to dread up in the flap due to recent weather events in town, might have to turn it into Dreadlet hawk

 

The only reason I mentioned changing the face was so you wouldn't be limited to 2000-2001 model bezels! (Unless the truck wiring isn't the same going forward in years...)

 

Mo, I love ya to death but that might termination worthy...

 

Hey you can’t be a trend setter if you don’t ruffle feathers along the way!

 

That isn't a trend you should start. You know I'm not averse to traveling... I've got more than enough days off, and more than enough pictures to make yall think I'm still in KY.

I can be in SOaz quicker'n ya think I can...

 

My oldest son has a sweet one as well, still haven’t gotten to chop baby bros hair though

 

Bought some security for when the new bike gets here:

 

Shit, that's an expensive Kryptonite lock & chain. Is it made of of titanium or something?

 

Pretty sure it's made from Kryptonite...

 

So one of my coworkers constantly makes horrifically bad dad-jokes.
All
The
Time

These are always met with requests to stop.
The whole place does their best to avoid this person because of their jokes.

At what point does it become a hostile work environment?

 

There is a guy at our work that can one up a dinosaur. It is absolutely insane some of the stuff he one-ups. I’m super short with him, or lately I’ve come up with a slew of uncles that will always top his stories. My uncle was actually the first pilot to drive the apollo 11 mission, but he didn’t do the actual flight because he had other testing in Florida on a different rocket that he actually built