Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Also, Mrs. Machine has reached the limit on her tolerance for my contests, so @TaquitoBandito will be taking over. He will be sending a years supply of Squirt to the guy who gets the first post on page 1150.

(pending approval by Mrs. Bandito)

 

just 24 pages to go

 

It's weird that you made that a proper noun.

 

I told Mrs. Bandito and she said:



However, I happened to be talking to my friend @Fotnot about tonights swimming pool "safe words" and he brought up about how fertile he is (again). Apparently he had to start storing his spunk in 2 liter bottles in a refrigerated storage facility because the Fertility clinics said there wasn't much of a demand right now for red-headed children, even with St. Patty's day coming up. The state of Lousiana said they'd fine him if he dumped any more of it in the sewer after the horrible red-headed chud outbreak of 2018 and the rent bills are cutting into his beer budget. So he generously offered to take care of the year supply of Squirt (Fotnot brand) for the lucky S-O-B that hits page 1150.

 

I just need to know what constitutes a years supply. Keep in mind, mine is concentrated. It has a dilution ratio of about 120,000:1. So one session will fill a bottle or 2 before dilution is factored in.

 

So an hour is so.

 

I have a special alien egg killing solution here in my shop. I have millions of dollars invested in the research and development of this stuff. Just send me a meteorite and I’ll get you pictures of all the dead alien eggs after processing

 

Bonus points for the CHUD reference.

 

I think you’re making that up.

 

Thank God you gave that task to @TaquitoBandito and not @Fotnot ...

 

And somehow it still ended up on @Fotnot plate.

 

Busy couple days around here.

Mrs Punishment decided she needed some mountain therapy and found a "good" deal on a condo near Banff National Park. $250/night * 2 nights = $800, apparently. Naturally, as soon as we decided to go and booked it on Thursday morning, it started snowing like a mother fucker across the whole province.

Mrs Punishment also found a play structure for Rosy Jr. on Marketplace so on Thursday night I got to shovel, go pick it up, gas up the truck at 1.55 CAD a litre (~7 USD a gallon), grab some supplies for our trip, shovel again and pack.

Yesterday it was still snowing heavily but the road report updated about noon to show everything as green so we decided to go. Shoveled and swept off the truck about 3 times over the course of the day. Got off work about 3, got loaded up and hit the road about 4:15. Got all the way to the highway about half an hour later and the kid decided she was starving and of course her dinner was in the cooler in the back of the truck. Pulled off into the nearest city (Leduc), grabbed some A&W at the drive through, ate it in the Wendy's parking lot (because both spots at the A&W were full) and hit the road again. Stopped in Gasoline Alley (where I'd planned to stop for dinner) for a diaper change and a top up with 1.57 gas. Kid finally fell asleep after that (only an hour after her normal bed time). Made it to our condo about 9:45. Only 5 and a half hours to go 255 miles. Roads were good pretty much all the way but you'd still come across someone driving 20 kph under the speed limit every so often.

Got the kid settled and got ourselves unpacked and into bed. Now to see what adventures the mountains hold for us today.

 

Well, maybe not millions…

 

If the weather breaks, send some pictures! Bamph Jasper area is some of the most beautiful country on the continent

 

It's always cloudy when Mrs Punishment goes to the mountains.

 

Banff is part of my old stomping grounds as a kid. Love that area.
The bus loads of tourists, not so much. But the area is stunning

 

Defied convention and made a jalapeno and cheese sandwich sauteed in butter.

 

Acceptable.. no shot of the finished product though?

Got that right.

 

I don't think my stomach could tolerate this...

 

No Kit Kat? Damn!

 

Samurai division of the Crew checking in, and hoping everyone here is having a great Saturday night.

 

You know me too well. I was quite disappointed.