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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 19, 2022 at 5:58 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    That looks really good!
     
  2. Feb 19, 2022 at 5:59 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Calamari, Flatbread pizza and Rum are on the menu here tonight.
    :cheers:
     
  3. Feb 19, 2022 at 6:14 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Homemade tacos with the grass fed beef I picked up yesterday at my house tonight! :taco:
     
  4. Feb 19, 2022 at 6:37 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Oh, on the enthusiast front, I saw my first 2022 Tundra and my first Forde Maverick in the wild a couple days ago.

    Both look 10 times better in real life vs photos. I wouldn't hesitate to own or drive either of them.
     
  5. Feb 19, 2022 at 7:36 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  7. Feb 20, 2022 at 3:37 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I'm so glad today will be 40 when I have to work and the rest of the week will be in the teens.....
     
  8. Feb 20, 2022 at 4:30 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Usually the way it goes. Beautiful weather on my week working nights and a bunch of cold and storms on days off.
     
  9. Feb 20, 2022 at 7:12 AM
    T-Rex266

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    8FE9B3D9-449A-4766-B9F3-F39CE709067F.jpg
     
  10. Feb 20, 2022 at 7:25 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Is this why Crocs are looked down upon?
    Screenshot_2022-02-20-09-24-58-01_12ad2938a66916a2a2444683c545b98d.jpg
     
  11. Feb 20, 2022 at 7:31 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    That pic is a lie. Crocs are either fuzzy lined, or you wear socks. Unless there's something between you and the plastic, they feel like a child molester giving you a hug.
     
  12. Feb 20, 2022 at 7:33 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    If I plan to walk more than 50 feet socks are required, but for fishing, backyard, or camping, no socks. I actually don't understand how people can walk long distance in them they feel like a torture device without socks.
     
  13. Feb 20, 2022 at 8:33 AM
    Hightide

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    This sounds like first hand knowledge.
     
  14. Feb 20, 2022 at 8:38 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    some scars never go away
     
  15. Feb 20, 2022 at 9:40 AM
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  16. Feb 20, 2022 at 10:08 AM
    Hightide

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    Boyscouts is the worst.
     
  17. Feb 20, 2022 at 2:27 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Story time again! So I keep a wooden spoon in my car for scraping snow and ice off my wheels (don't judge it works well lol.) So I jump on the highway and immediately feel off balance Wheels. I pull over on a side road and make sure I get over enough so I'm not blocking traffic. I just finished the fourth and last wheel and I'm just beginning to stand up when I hear a vehicle. Here I am on the side of the road with a wooden spoon. I have two options and neither one is good. I either hide it behind my back and look shady as hell, or I confront it straight on and just look right into the guy's window holding a wooden spoon. I choose option two. He looks at me and then at the spoon, and asks me with an awkward face if I need any help. I told him no thank you, just cleaning the ice out of my wheels. I bet you $100 when he got where he was going he said, "You'll never believe what I just saw! Some yuppie got his Outback stuck and was trying to dig out with a wooden spoon!" ......
     
  18. Feb 20, 2022 at 2:45 PM
    T-Rex266

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    That’s some weird shit man, lol.
     
  19. Feb 20, 2022 at 2:47 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Should have told him you did need help, just to see what would happen.
     
  20. Feb 20, 2022 at 2:52 PM
    T-Rex266

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    “I need an additional wooden spoon. Do you have one?”
     
  21. Feb 20, 2022 at 3:00 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Actually loled.
     
  22. Feb 20, 2022 at 3:43 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    There's been a development. I might be getting a custom spoon from someone on Tacomaworld :rofl:
     
  23. Feb 20, 2022 at 7:00 PM
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    (Eagle Scout here)
     
  24. Feb 20, 2022 at 7:10 PM
    Hightide

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    I have a good friend that still to this day will flinch every time he sees a wooden spoon.
     
  25. Feb 20, 2022 at 7:38 PM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    I like chrome, but this is a tad too much. I will, however, salute the owner. The car has several USMC medallions and disabled vet plates.


    I also want to know if the blue bird on the hood lights up at night. I really hope so.

     
  26. Feb 20, 2022 at 7:42 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    A tad!!?? That's the most ridiculous excuse for a car I have ever seen!
    That screams meth to me..
     
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I wouldn’t want to follow that car on a sunny day. No sunglasses are good enough for that.
     
  28. Feb 20, 2022 at 8:32 PM
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    Damn Texas.
     
  29. Feb 21, 2022 at 5:24 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    In high school, a friend of mine was dating a guy who left his car parked most of the winter and let it just get buried in snow. They made plans to go somewhere so her dad dropped her off at his place while he was trying to get the car out. I believe she said the conversation went something like this:

    Dad: Need help getting out of there?
    BF: No, I'm good.
    Dad: Got a shovel?
    BF: Nope.

    I don't recall how he actually got the car out, though. :monocle:
     
  30. Feb 21, 2022 at 5:25 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Seems like a lot of money on AutoZone parts that could have been spent on meth. I don't buy it.
     

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