Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

I was like 50 pages behind today. Work has me covered up so, I skip those and I’ll be damned. I’m 4 pages behind when I check again.

y’all are beasts.

 

Jam n jelly diff

Spoiler: Totally appropriate

what's the difference between jam n jelly? You can't jelly your d!ck in someone's a$$

goodnight

 

When times were tough, I would slice the hotdogs lengthwise and make an actual sandwich.

 

I'd even rather reach down and find a raisin...

 

You can if they wiggle enough.

 

This is me all day long. I've still gotta work people although this is far more entertaining.

 

Man that takes me back. Cut in half each way and it will almost cover a piece of bread.

 

Call him out.
@COMiamiFan avoids this thread.

He thinks he’s more “mature”.
We know better.

 

A decent sound guy could make all the difference.

 

pft…

 

I gave up feelings years ago.

 

Vienna sausages are ideal for this. Sliced lengthwise you can cover the bread without using a whole can.

 

@RainMan_PNW is so jelly right now.

 

Debonair

 

I’m pretty sure we’ve all done people online at some point.

 

He’s not waiting for that.
You lost stepping in the shower.

 

Dashing

 

You know.

 

He's a dangerous man....you know he's got a shank!

 

Its much better when they’re smaller.

 

I think he calls it his sword.

 

Their live shows and albums sound good. I think they were just messing around with this. The title track from Keg of Love is a classic. Just some local guys with day jobs, and a low budget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV6fN1ejUbk&t=14s

 

Do it! The one he made me is an amazing hunting knife. Absolutely love it.

 

I need to, I've got some ideas. You're in the Portland area right? @gosolo

 

Closer to the coast. About 45 minutes from Portland area.

 

There is just too much going on here in the last 36 hours for me to comment on..

But, I'm going to share with y'all today's events:
My wife worked from home today.
I guess the Thursday firm Super Bowl party was too much..

Preface: she is notorious for returning things, that could be another thread..

Anyway, she calls me and says the return I shipped for her UPS Monday came back to the house.
She told me to ship this UPS Sunday to the address she gave me.

I thought, WTF?
My next stop in Longview I did tracking on it.
It read:

02/09/2022
4:54 A.M. Returning to Sender
The service selected is not available to this destination address. This has delayed delivery. / The package will be returned to the sender.
Greensboro, NC, United States

In 35 years of working for UPS, I have never seen this.
Come home tonight and research it.
Looked over the sheet she gave me with the return address.
I only read the return address when she gave it to me and she said ship it UPS...

But this is what it reads;
Ship your return or exchange merchandise, prepaid and insured, via FedEx or U.S. Postal Service using the return label from the bottom front of your invoice to the following address:
Returns Dept
Replacements, Ltd.
1089 Knox Rd
McLeansville, NC 27301-9228
NOTE: UPS DOES NOT DELIVER TO REPLACEMENTS, LTD. THEREFORE, ANY SHIPMENTS THAT YOU SEND TO REPLACEMENTS, LTD. VIA UPS WILL BE RETURNED TO YOU BY UPS AS UNDELIVERABLE.

Granted UPS did refund my shipping account for nondelivery..
So I relabeled it with USPS Priority Mail label and ASKED her to take it to the post office or UPS store, UPS store takes USPS packages.

It's Valentine's Day weekend.
Already bought her flowers, they are on the kitchen counter for her to see when she gets up.
Even though she will rearrange them.
We have reservations to dinner Saturday at a local foofoo restaurant (I made 2 months ago), I'm fine with that.

But there is no way I'm going to tell her the package came back because she fucked up.
Not this weekend...