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I used to sleep next to a barista, she’s down the hall now, but I still get full Beni’s

 

Gotta pay for coffee somehow

 

You, sir, are incorrect.
Jelly: Jelly is made with strained fruit juice. There are no pieces of fruit in jelly. Jam: Jam is made with mashed fruit.

But then you have this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoJaWLsVHCU

 

I'm a jam maker from way back...

 

Peanut butter must be crunchy. Smooth PB is just the wrong texture. I prefer my orange juice with lots of pulp.

 

Agree on both.

 

Most people THINK they do. I'm still trying to figure it out

 

A joke someone in a branch of the military told me.
Why does the navy use powdered soap?

Spoiler: Answer

cuz it takes longer to pick up

 

I have a joke about jelly/jam too, not sure if I'd get in trouble tho

 

I have a friend (father figure if I'm being honest) who was in the Navy. Absolutely going to share that one with him.

 

Send it to a moderator first. If they don't object, post it.

 

I actually have done that to see if I would get a hammer for some jokes. They'll tell me yay or nay, and then steal it to share with other people.

 

Red Rocks side bar.............
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyd9OcI37AY

 

Today started out kind of shitty. It was leg day and I hate freaking leg day. Then I had to drive to my bro-in-laws heart doctor in South Austin to pick up some samples of medication for him that he ran out of. Expensive shit. Anyways, did that with migraines flaring and on the way back, I had to get groceries. Most of my day was pretty much done. Then I get home and I had a @gosolo knife in the mail. I had seen pictures of it but to actually see it in person is just insane. The craftsmanship and detail... I literally don't have the words. It's more than a knife, it's an heirloom. Thank you Ray!

 

Big Head Todd! I forgot about them. I used to play them on the radio all of the time.

 

That's amazing.
I need to get on that list @gosolo

 

Oh, when I was driving back from Austin, there's a place on the side of the highway that sells flags (I call them the "Flaggots") - on the other side of the intersection (not pictured) there's a shitload of flags. Anyways, I caught a glimpse of this one that made me think of the Doobies. You'll have to zoom in.

 

He even tooled the leather sheath. The man has some serious skills.

 

Unscrupulous basterds. There might be a movie about them.

 

https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568

 

Good man.
Phuk an end piece.

 

I guess he could do that before he throws them out...

 

Ok. Would much rather have the raisin.

 

Throw em the microwave a second, you may have something.