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I prefer peanut butter and raisin.

I think I'll pick up some tomatoes for this weekend's lunches.

 

I never said I liked Florida Georgia Line but I did like when they sang with the Backstreet Boys. It was pretty cool. Ever listened to Blackberry Smoke? They've got the southern rock thing going on.

 

the phuks a raisin?!?!




There’s a fine line between contemplating ending it all and biting into an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie and finding it’s really raisins.

 

I have to make my sandwiches with the bread bums because that's all Mrs. Punishment leaves me.

 

Grounds for divorce in the US.

 

I always got stuck with the ends as a kid. As an adult, I take great pleasure in throwing them out. I will never eat a bread loaf end again.

 

Living up to her name, apparently.

 

Gotcha, my apologies good sir.

Yeah I've heard a few of their songs, I like it.

 

Kinda like going out on a date with a hot babe and reaching down to find out she’s a guy?

 

wow....you really have lived an exciting life!

 

Just something I heard about…..

 

FIFY

 

A buddy/former coworker used to tell a story at team builder events about a time when he was younger, making out with a chick in the sketchy part of town where the ladies of the night prowl. Around the time he found captain winky, a midget was taking off with his bike. He got played. I assume that was a long walk home before playing the crying game in the shower.

 

You need to stash a mini fridge loaded with cold cuts and bread slices in your center console.

 

The only time I eat and end is when I'm eating a bratwurst or hot dog and don't have a bun. The end is the closest to a bun when you don't have one.

 

I used to call that poverty hotdogs while growing up. But I did this the other night when I grilled brats and forgot to get buns.

 

Yeah definitely sucks when you don't have buns but it'll work.

 

We used to save the ends to feed to the ducks. Had I known you back then, I would have had them smuggled into your basement cell.

 

Now I could put a bratwurst between those buns.

 

Lol

 

i'm pretty sure theres already been on there. prob more than one....at a time

 

I only like raisins in my trail mix (that is mostly M&M's) - any other time, I prefer the actual grape before some asshole has sucked all of the juice from it.

 

DP got it!

 

Add some Turkey and BACON extra cheese

 

Now your talking! Meat on a grilled cheese is the only way to go.

 

Careful, you guys are gonna trigger the grilled cheese purists even more...