Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Used to be able to draw. Had a shit teacher kill that decades ago in high school, so haven't done that either. I can do the basics on my truck like an oil change, but much more than that and I need a youtube refresher because I just don't retain it if I don't do it on a regular basis.

 

Haha. I'm completely computer stupid and can't hardly draw a straight line, but I can put a supercharger on your truck or change a transmission no problem

 

Good morning, goodfellas!

Great news everyone!

 

As they write this article from a idling superyacht.

 

The very fact that they own a superyacht means that they don't care about the implied crisis. Period.

 

It should be bikini weather at work today, pretty excited!

 

This is when I miss working near ASU.

 

Love that Taylor. My dad has one that might be that exact model (haven't seen it in a while). Stress relief was the reason I really kept playing past being a kid, and life is low stress now; so I'm really only playing once or twice a month. Was never in a band, and only played with other people maybe a few dozen times. Tough to learn new songs at the pace I play, or keep my fingers and hands in shape. It also the reason I encouraged my son to play, but he took it much further than I ever did. Nice set of guitars there.

 

Might not really want to see you in a bikini, but...

 

Good morning, sirs (and madame).

Headed to my uncles ranch for some fun. Y'all havagoodn.

 

Pewpew

 

Exactly, I need a tan. But naturally, I don’t want to look orange

 

When I ran a state beach, it wasn’t anything to get excited about. For every 8, there were twenty 3’s

 

You know what really pisses me off? People who text and drive. I saw some young lady texting and driving the other day so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.

 

I hope it was cheap beer

 

It was Budweiser, so basically water. No loss.

 

Will you be posting pictures of yourself posing in a bikini?

 

Best possible use for Budweiser

 

One place I worked had a policy that eyeballing longer than 4 seconds could constitute sexual harassment. I politely inquired if skipping any time spent on the “3’s” could be banked and used for the 9’s and 10’s.
No dice, and my thoughts were not appreciated

 

Sunglasses for the win.

 

Back in the day we weren't allowed to wear mirrored sunglasses.

 

The 4 second count resets after you blink

 

Really?

 

Yep
Ray Ban Aviators with gold wire, sweat band and green lenses were my go to glasses.

 

I had to speak to one employee for blatantly using binoculars to watch the lifeguards.

 

Good to see the price of turtle meat is coming down. $30 less than a few weeks ago. I love the random Amazon crap at the bottom.

 

told them to call you over with a 2nd pair for you?