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How to tick off every Texan here....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Kung, Jan 10, 2022.

  1. Jan 10, 2022 at 5:50 PM
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    alb1k

    alb1k Always Coming From Take Me Down

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    That's a thing in Texas? My chili has beans and it rocks. I did see Yellowstone the other night. I was like - what? Time to revamp perfection.
     
  2. Jan 10, 2022 at 5:50 PM
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    2mchfun

    2mchfun Cool story, but did your new TTV6 tow a shuttle?

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    What if I wanna piss "on" every Texan here?:stirthepot:
     
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  3. Jan 10, 2022 at 5:54 PM
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    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    We really don't want to hear about your weird sexual fantasies.
     
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  4. Jan 10, 2022 at 5:55 PM
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    Hey now, watch it!!! LOL

    On A trip to Anchorage/ Fairbanks years back, we would tell folks we were from Texas. 9/10 responses were, " oh, that little or smaller state" LOL
     
  5. Jan 10, 2022 at 5:56 PM
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    alb1k

    alb1k Always Coming From Take Me Down

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    Might need some long reach. "Here" is pretty wide open...
     
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  6. Jan 10, 2022 at 5:56 PM
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    It’s the Disney Land of junk food snacks. Great for people watching, they have something going there, a site to see if you have the chance.
     
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  7. Jan 10, 2022 at 5:57 PM
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    Some kind of Yankee fetish? :notsure:
     
  8. Jan 10, 2022 at 5:58 PM
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    alb1k

    alb1k Always Coming From Take Me Down

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    this is all I read and stopped.
     
  9. Jan 10, 2022 at 5:59 PM
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    :rofl: it's okay to be 2nd place sometimes
     
  10. Jan 10, 2022 at 5:59 PM
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    TundraMcGov. Your friend. Your foe. Not yo Ho.

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    We have a Buc-ee's here just east of Birmingham (think: Barber Motorsports Park). And I can't ever find a reason to go there. Now........if, say, Jenna Jameson were to be known to be there, well.............................
     
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  11. Jan 10, 2022 at 6:00 PM
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    All those go in the clubhouse thread
     
  12. Jan 10, 2022 at 6:00 PM
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    The humor may be subtle, but it's present. well liked, @Azblue, well liked.
     
  13. Jan 10, 2022 at 6:06 PM
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    2mchfun Cool story, but did your new TTV6 tow a shuttle?

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    Just say
    "Howdy! I'm from California!"
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  15. Jan 10, 2022 at 6:08 PM
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    Ericsopa Old man and the sea

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    Lifted trucks, hell!! THIS is Houston ..... them's called "swangas." When I was frequenting Houston for cancer treaments a couple years back, these were seen very frequently cruisin' down the boulevard. I didn't venture trying to pass them.

    swangas.jpg
     
  16. Jan 10, 2022 at 6:21 PM
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    Can't tic me off. I'm a real Texan. 66+ years. Born in Corpus Christi. "Buc-ees"? WTF? Last time I checked "this" represents Texas and not some fast food gas station snack sh*t crap and a Wanna be burger.....LOL priorties

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Jan 10, 2022 at 6:26 PM
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    2mchfun Cool story, but did your new TTV6 tow a shuttle?

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    Calling dibs on number 2!
     
  18. Jan 10, 2022 at 6:27 PM
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    I've got the other 4........
     
  19. Jan 10, 2022 at 6:34 PM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Not exactly true...bad ass truck in Austin, oh..wait... dino fuel truck= no chicks in Austin. Need a man bun and a bike with tires not made from natural rubber which is not sustainable anymore, best is synth rubber tires made from dino.....oh...wait...damnit....
     
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    Didn't Facebook already do so by moving HQ to Austin?
     
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  21. Jan 10, 2022 at 6:42 PM
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    Naah, Whataburger is the shit. :thumbsup:
     
  22. Jan 10, 2022 at 6:45 PM
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    I'm smarter than that.

    I have my wife make it, so if it gets messed up, I can pretend to be outraged right along with the rest of y'all, then eat it when no one's looking. :D
     
  23. Jan 10, 2022 at 6:51 PM
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    Fun fact: Buccees doesn't sell Lotto or Lottery tickets (in Texas anyway). Suppposedly The owner has a felony record which a Texas state law prohibits.

    The dude has done well for himself. :thumbsup:
     
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  24. Jan 10, 2022 at 6:55 PM
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    Well, now I gotta ask a friend of mine (in GA, I think) to try to buy one and report back. LOL That's interesting.
     
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  25. Jan 10, 2022 at 7:04 PM
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    You want #5, but have the restraining order handy.
     
  26. Jan 10, 2022 at 7:07 PM
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    Is #5 Laura Ingham? :monocle:
     
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  27. Jan 10, 2022 at 7:08 PM
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  28. Jan 10, 2022 at 7:08 PM
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    Hmmm... could be
     
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  29. Jan 10, 2022 at 7:24 PM
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    His other ride.
    20220110_211625.jpg 20220110_211604.jpg
     
  30. Jan 10, 2022 at 7:27 PM
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