Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Hmmm…. I like this idea!

 

Now, see here @Hightide, I am not the only one with food preferences. Tons of people in the last couple pages are anti tomato, veggie, mushroom, or olive. I at least will eat those if properly prepared!

 

Note to self: If the world is truly going to shit and @Fotnot invites you over for a party, don't get in the hot tub if there are chopped vegetables floating in it.

 

You're not a crawfish, so he's not going to boil you alive. You'd be done up more like a deer. Gotta gut 'em to get the poo out first.

 

This sounds a little too first hand experiencey.

 

He's not wrong. Burning human flesh smells like a BBQ.

 

The aroma part is second hand. Veteran friends have dealt with some shit, for sure. The digestion issues come from some obscure biology teachings somewhere in the past. Can't remember where.

 

I’ve smelled burning flesh.
Just not over a smoker or the digestive issues associated.

 

I think I'd be okay with it. I remember seeing that movie back in the 90's about the Soccer team crashing in the mountains and eating their dead and being really hungry for chicken afterwards. This is why I'm hoping to live just outside of a major city when the world ends - lots of food.

 

Another note to self: If @AzureNightmare is at the party sharpening his knife and then asking you to go on a walk, run.

 

Motel Hell (1980) - IMDb

That trailer is pure gold.

 

Don't run. You'll only die tired.

 

I’d probably stay out of the sauna as well, especially if the door can lock.

 

Awesome, I got my order in. That hoodie and slap are the bomb.

 

Ooh, good point. I could imagine getting locked in there and then it starts snowing Cajun seasoning from the ceiling vents.

 

so sweet of you to think that i'd invite you. i would just go to your place and make sure it was quick and quiet.
btw....your sleeping patterns have changed again.

 

Jokes on you, I haven't truly slept since February of 2000.

 

The hoodies are so dope.

 

thats when you got married?

 

Four meals in one sandwich. Delicious.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh6IACQY-d0

 

It’s an awesome surprise when you get home from vacation and have a mailbox full of swag that you forgot you ordered


For some reason the slap on the mug box was hard to remove, but I got it and shared it with one of the dogs.

 

Nah, that when when I got sick on some anti-malaria meds the Army gave me. The marriage compounded it, but that was 2002.

 

Ordered some slaps!

 

Hell yeah!
No hoodie for all that cold air?

 

Guys…

Respect the originals.

 

Gotta start small so the wifey doesn’t get too suspicious.