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The Great Tow Hooks Conspiracy Thread

Discussion in '3rd Gen Tundras (2022+)' started by FO LO, Sep 22, 2021.

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Tow Hooks?

  1. Yay!

    130 vote(s)
    47.6%
  2. Nay!

    4 vote(s)
    1.5%
  3. Who cares?

    91 vote(s)
    33.3%
  4. Outbound is a smug arsehole.

    28 vote(s)
    10.3%
  5. Hoser eh?

    20 vote(s)
    7.3%
  1. Dec 23, 2021 at 4:41 PM
    #271
    OnThaLake

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    "conspiracy"?

    When TF did the recovery hooks drama get called a "conspiracy"?
     
  2. Dec 23, 2021 at 5:19 PM
    #272
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    About 7 and a half hours ago when @Outbound created this thread, I believe.
     
  3. Dec 23, 2021 at 5:20 PM
    #273
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I know the little dudes got me beat.
     
  4. Dec 23, 2021 at 5:24 PM
    #274
    Outbound

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    Actually, I believe @ColoradoTJ brought the conspiracy into the title.
     
  5. Dec 23, 2021 at 5:35 PM
    #275
    Krezz

    Krezz Doesn't want to be new member

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    Yeah, well, back in my day!
     
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  6. Dec 23, 2021 at 5:37 PM
    #276
    Hightide

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    Posi-traction 4 on the floor Fuzzy dice

    Replaced it with linoleum.
    Now no one can get a grip.
     
  7. Dec 23, 2021 at 5:40 PM
    #277
    Dav123

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  8. Dec 23, 2021 at 5:41 PM
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    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I bet it also cuts back on all of that static electricity.
     
  9. Dec 23, 2021 at 5:46 PM
    #279
    Coal Dragger

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    I have tow hooks on my 2007.

    In my near 15 years of ownership I have used them exactly once.

    Put me down in the ambivalent camp, but mostly in the Outbound is an a-hole who enjoys sniffing farts camp.
     
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  10. Dec 23, 2021 at 5:58 PM
    #280
    Fotnot

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    Everyone knows my vote. I keep the curtain open for others to see my votes
     
  11. Dec 23, 2021 at 5:58 PM
    #281
    Coal Dragger

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    They only work if they have tow hooks built in. Duh!
     
  12. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:04 PM
    #282
    Coal Dragger

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    Is the curtain held open with tow hooks though?
     
  13. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:10 PM
    #283
    RavingOx

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    Don’t hold out. Share the link to these bad boys?
     
  14. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:18 PM
    #284
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    Is this what we have to look forward to if we get stuck in the new tundra?34AB1FE4-6815-4D6E-B512-B3665609091B.jpg
     
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  15. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:23 PM
    #285
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    The true conspiracy….
     
  16. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:36 PM
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  17. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:37 PM
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    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    The 3rd gen twin turbo Tundra. All blow, no hookers.
     
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  18. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:37 PM
    #288
    Hightide

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    Yeah, but I’ve added a 110v current that runs constantly through the tinfoil walls.
     
  19. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:43 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    I can’t stop laughing or looking at this.

    Reminds me of this gem.

     
  20. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:46 PM
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    Dang, that was bad.
     
  21. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:47 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

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  22. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:53 PM
    #292
    Njmike13

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    It is Christmas. Be sure to toss a few candy canes down there. Just to keep things festive.
     
  23. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:55 PM
    #293
    Hightide

    Hightide SSEM #88 - 3MW - ASCM #2 RGBA#Q

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    This is quality!
     
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  24. Dec 23, 2021 at 6:56 PM
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    Fotnot

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    There's 2 ways I can interpret "curtains". But I'll just say they stay open on their own:anonymous:
     
  25. Dec 23, 2021 at 7:01 PM
    #295
    Hightide

    Hightide SSEM #88 - 3MW - ASCM #2 RGBA#Q

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    Have you ever sharpened a candy cane?!
    Those things are deadly!
    It’s Junior mints or nothing.
     
  26. Dec 23, 2021 at 7:09 PM
    #296
    Hightide

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    :eek2::eek:
     
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  27. Dec 23, 2021 at 7:10 PM
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    Dalandshark

    Dalandshark Infected with 5G

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    I had a work truck (2017 f150) without tow hooks. I didn’t know it didn’t have tow hooks until I needed them to move a log.

    If you don’t have any tow hooks, I took a picture of mine which you could print out and tape to your bumper.


    1CC3A442-7407-41B4-810D-17CD4B2ECDA4.jpg

    Edit: Printed tow hooks are more aerodynamic, cause less injury to pedestrians you may hit (except paper cuts), and are super economical.
     
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2021
  28. Dec 23, 2021 at 7:13 PM
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    Outbound

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    Just my own farts. Even those get too much for me. Actually, hang on. You don't get to invent new camps! There's only the "yay!", "nay", "who cares?" and "Outbound is a smug arsehole" camps and that's it.
     
  29. Dec 23, 2021 at 7:19 PM
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    Coal Dragger

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    Well put me down in the last one then you fart sniffing Canukistani.
     
  30. Dec 23, 2021 at 7:20 PM
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    Hightide

    Hightide SSEM #88 - 3MW - ASCM #2 RGBA#Q

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    You can add that option.
    You are a fart sniffer.
     

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