Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

surprised no one's embedded this yet

 

The difference between a hooker and stripper is about $20

 

Today at work, I got to pet a 3 legged puss!
I’m super nosy, so right away I noticed the cat food dishes, so I had to ask. And then I didn’t want to be rude and ask if it was a tripod, I thought it was something with the fur because it was a tortoise shell. Pretty much the highlight of my day!

 

Chimichurri on deck.......

 

You can buy my Christmas outfit of tinsel and a strategically placed mistletoe off of my Etsy page - it’ll be assured that your marriage is more like his second!

 

I tried but it hobbled away faster than expected!

 

With your wallet, no doubt. Those street cats are the craftiest.

 

Great...grandson has only 1 keg, er leg now..

 

Also just now the census lady finally got me. She asked if I’d received the multiple FedEx envelopes(the ones on the kids swing 2feet from the gate)
No I haven’t gotten any of those……..
I didn’t mean to, but I think I told her my kids were Hispanic, but then she also said that Hispanics are considered white……? That didn’t make much sense to me?

I’m guessing she gets paid by how many accounts she closes, she was adamant that her supervisor would be calling to make sure she actually visited, I’m gonna say no one ever came to my house……… hahahaha

 

I bet he’s still fast!!!

 

Oh yeah. Little fart is fast

 

I can see it in his eyes!

 

No judgement here, I prefer to wake and bake myself, nothing better than a fatty with coffee in the am.

 

Cheers crew. Frying some fish tonight

 

That's a nice poking stick he's got there. Is that how he keeps you behaving?

 

I think they have an "Ethnicity Neutral" category now. I just check that one.

 

I don't judge you - I'm living through you. I wish I could day drink.

 

She never gave a “none” option.

 

I love that you know, and call it a poking stick. My son wouldn’t have that though, all sticks are guns. By the end of camping trips he asks if I want to see the gun store.
So we also have to make it very clear that we need a certain stick designated; the poking stick, so don’t get attached to it

 

I want all that! Cheers!

 

When they ask gender I select "other" and write "Apache attack helicopter". Hasn't been questioned yet.

 

Sippin' on a Gin & T while I tinker on the Sequoia.

 

Lime juice or anything? I’m not a Gin fan.

what did the old one look like?
I ended up doing the sdhq terminal upgrade, I still need to crimp for the neutral

 

Not sure what to put for Manny. I'm part Scottish, Irish, and English. Mostly Scottish. My ex is part native Philippino, Chinese, and a lot of Spanish blood. His mom is part native American, black, caucasian, and something else I'm sure. Hard to narrow it down but a primo mix for Manny.

 

Just check them all.