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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 19, 2017 at 11:00 PM
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    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Yes sir !!!...Dont judge a book by its cover. Some very talented cooks here in Portland...this city is known for its food and micro brews....im amazed how GOOD the food is not only at the 1,000's of restaurants here, but ALSO the food carts.
     
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  2. May 19, 2017 at 11:05 PM
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    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Lol....just at the time this city started cranking out all the new micro brews, i quit drinking......missed out on all the great beers they have sinced produced.....but wouldnt trade my sobriety for it :thumbsup:
     
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  3. May 20, 2017 at 3:58 AM
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    FirstGenTundra

    FirstGenTundra R2R

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    Is this the refinery in Cheyenne?
     
  4. May 20, 2017 at 5:43 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    Me either

    I quit 10 years ago. Slipped a couple times and I'm not afraid of beers...I just done want them anymire
     
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  5. May 20, 2017 at 7:17 AM
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    mdavis

    mdavis I need a beer.

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    Lost Cabin in Lysite Wyoming.
     
  6. May 20, 2017 at 7:23 AM
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    mdavis

    mdavis I need a beer.

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    As much as I love to get out and see new places, I never wanna see this place again. I don't travel often for work and guess I got spoiled my first couple years going to nuke plants where everything is spit shined clean. It was good though to see the hell the machine you helped design go in. Will help with future design decisions.
     
  7. May 20, 2017 at 7:26 AM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    If I heard the names I could tell ya lol. My memory is horrible.

    Who Moved My Cheese
    One Minute Manager (just finished this one)
    Drive

    There are other good ones out there too!
     
  8. May 20, 2017 at 7:44 AM
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    Have I ever told you I lived in SC, NC, and I'm from GA. Brevard and Ashrvill, NC - SUMTER, HILTON HEAD, and Charleston SC, and I grew up around ATL.

    I know where Rock HILL IS IF YOU Are Still living there. I have acquaintances that live upstate
     
  9. May 20, 2017 at 7:57 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    And wished I had a pair like that on my truck.
     
  10. May 20, 2017 at 7:58 AM
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    mdavis

    mdavis I need a beer.

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    Definitely the dirtiest rental car I've returned.
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  11. May 20, 2017 at 7:59 AM
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    mdavis

    mdavis I need a beer.

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    Yep, Rock Hill is home to me.
     
  12. May 20, 2017 at 8:19 AM
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    Darth Tundra

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    Awesome !!!!....hangovers = wasted quality time here on this planet ...life is short
     
  13. May 20, 2017 at 8:28 AM
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    Theyd be like a boat anchor and you'd keep knocking over people, mailboxes, and hitting parked cars around turns
     
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  14. May 20, 2017 at 8:32 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Not to mention that when they hit the ground, people would think there's an earthquake happening.
     
  15. May 20, 2017 at 8:34 AM
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    I'm mean....we are talking serious impacts
     
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  16. May 20, 2017 at 8:37 AM
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    Yep, not to mention all the trouble you get into when in public and no "supervision"
     
  17. May 20, 2017 at 12:19 PM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Buffalo jalapeño sausage and pineapple skewers. It's what's for lunch!

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  18. May 20, 2017 at 12:23 PM
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    i see mine. now, where's your family's food?
     
  19. May 20, 2017 at 12:30 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Sending em to McDonalds
     
  20. May 20, 2017 at 12:32 PM
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    Tell them to get the Nappy Meal with the Moana toy. It doesn't break as quickly as the flimsy Pinky and the Brain figurines
     
  21. May 20, 2017 at 12:33 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    :rofl:I'll make sure to tell em that. Did you cry when your toy broke?
     
  22. May 20, 2017 at 12:34 PM
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    the only reason mine broke is because i threw it on the ground and stomped on it when it didn't have kung fu grip
     
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  23. May 20, 2017 at 12:42 PM
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    Started a small side business - doing some lawns. This was my first attempt at ever striping a lawn and it didn't come out half bad for just a John Deere riding mower without a striping kit. It'll get better with experience. Need to straighten em out.

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  24. May 20, 2017 at 12:42 PM
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    Awesome. Good for you man.
     
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  25. May 20, 2017 at 12:59 PM
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    Always setting new goals for total earnings at the end of a year. Made progressively more year after year the last 5 years and I have no plan of stopping now.
     
  26. May 20, 2017 at 2:52 PM
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    Smoking some venison jerky. 1st of 3 batches

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  27. May 20, 2017 at 4:00 PM
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    Picked the winner in Preakness and hit! Score!
     
  28. May 20, 2017 at 4:47 PM
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    @Almaboy i got the Smurfs sippy cup in my happy meal. No more spilled beer :headbang:

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  29. May 20, 2017 at 4:48 PM
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    That's where I went wrong.....I didn't get the Smurffy Sippy
     
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  30. May 20, 2017 at 5:06 PM
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    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Lol....yes, there were occasions i needed some " Supervision "...so glad those days are past me :thumbsup:
     

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