Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

You’re still living better than us.
Thermostats and hot sauce soaked peckers.

 

I just want to post a pic of my thermostat.
Phuk y’all.

 

74! Reselling ToyoMafia merch has made you rich. Congrats

Living like a king

 

There’s a strong blackmarket.

 

Happy Friday!

 

It won’t hurt the puppy if you pour a little coors in the bowl.

 

You can send that material shit to me then. I believe you have my address.

 

I think we can bang out 480 posts on a Friday.

 

Yikes.

 

Don't knock it until you try it.

I mean, if you really want, you can knock it.

It'll cost you $2 though.

 

He has all the addresses.

 

I talked about this in the "What'd you do to your Tundra today?" but I bought an ESP Underseat storage thingy for the BifMobile. FedEx delayed the delivery by a day but I didn't think to much of it. Or the fact that only one end had tape on it. I noticed it and the little part of my brain that I never listen to was like "Duuuuuuuuude..." I pulled it out of the box, and opened up the plastic it was wrapped it just a little but didn't really inspect it. I sat it on the tailgate then cut the template out of the box.

Disconnecting the seats, cutting the carpet and foam wasn't fun, but I did it. Got it all vacuumed out and pulled the plastic all the way off of the storage unit and saw that it has a big dent in the corner with a crease. Freakin' Fed Ex. I called ESP and they are sending a replacement out on Monday.

I was able to wrestle it into place and muscled the damn seats into it (I really need to get friends) so I can drive until the new one gets here, but damn. This shit always happens to me.

 

I had one of those combs.
I pulled the comb out and put a steak knife blade in it’s place.
I got in trouble for that.

 

Thanks for being that guy for the rest of us.

 

I’ll be your friend. Gonna cost a bit though.

 

Fed ex will phuk a package up.
Then drop it off like, “what”.

I hate people, then I need somebody to do that thing I can’t do alone on my truck.
Dammit!

 

I had a friend that ate hot stuff. A coworker grew haberneros and dared the guy to eat one. He cut one in half and ate one half, never broke a sweat. The guy dared him to eat the other half. My friend scraped the seeds out and ate the second half.
A little while later I was walking to the bathroom and the friend came out. He made it about three steps into the hall, grabbed his crotch, doubled over and said fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.
He ran back into the bathroom, soaked a bunch of paper towels and tried to put the fire out.

We called him hot rod after that.

 

That pretty much sums it up.

 

Dinner at @jewsNbrews
Venison steak, baked potatoes, asparagus, chanterelles

 

Happy Friday night Crew, hope everyone's doing well, now carry on carrying on.

 

PM me the address and save me a plate.

 

Oh, hell yeah! It's gonna be a house party at @jewsNbrews !!!

 

On my way!

The ocean won today boys, I am humbled.

 

Can't say I haven't had a cold paper towel wrapped around a willy, iced down my cubes, or dipped my wiener in a sink. All different reasons. None were pleasant, but learned a lesson or 2 from each

 

Pack some more sand in it and/or pee on it

 

Coral ?

 

Will do, I'll try beer too. Thanks brother

 

Yeah buddy, saw some cool shit though so we're even.