Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

http://etsy.me/2ueBbYy

 

This is why you’re the king.
Let me bow to thee.


This is so on!

It’s a simple one too, she may get it done before Christmas.

 

This one is great also.


https://etsy.me/2O36AFn

 

Hilarious to think of your mother stitching that.

 

What up crew.

 

Think you just found your mom a new side gig.

 

Heyyyyyy!!!

 

Nothing. It's an optical illusion.

 

She would love to do it, and crack up the whole damn time!

 

Actually, my mom is a quasi-professional Crosstitcher. She gets published in magazines.
And paid for it.

 

Seriously? That’s pretty cool! Was there a point in time when you had to tell her, the kids don’t “need” any more mittens or homemade socks?
My mom makes the boys and I matching shorts or sleepy pants, but somehow the crotch is non existent but all that room migrated to the back area….

 

We need some Toyomafia cross stitch.

 

Stop wearing them backwards?

 

Well we need to talk to her about where she puts the flap to whip it out….

 

I believe the butt flap is more traditional.

Best example I could find. Don't ban me.

 

Thanks for making sure my face was mostly blocked out

 

All this talk about starter jackets is really making my ptsd act up. I was relieved of my starter jacket, Nike sneakers, and alcohol at gun point.

Since I was underage I had to go to a shitty neighborhood to buy alcohol. There were always guys hanging out outside but I would mind my business and never had a problem. When I walked out of the store one guy said I know you so I stopped. He walked over pulled out a silver semi auto and said give it up.

The worst part was walking home in socks on broken glass.

 

Damn I know this story pretty well.

I was with a friend in a not so great neighborhood and he had a Miami dolphins starter on and jumped out of the vehicle we where in to go grab beer. I stayed in the car with three girls one that happened to be driving. I was in the back seat with two.

when my buddy came walking out two dropped POS Cadillacs pulled up fast and 8 (fill in the blank) dudes jumped out with baseball bats and attacked my friend. They beat him down and pulled the jacket and shoes off him.

meanwhile in the vehicle the girls are flipping their shit and start yelling. Well those boys took notice and stared smashing the vehicle. The first blow smashed the back window so I threw that girl towards the floor board. The girl driving straight up froze. There was no getting out of the car at that point just to get beat down so I just yelled as loud as possible to drive the fucking car. So she hit the gas and we took off. I noticed my friend had gotten up and ran in the direction we were heading so we stopped and got him in the car.

we chased them bitches down and called the cops. The cops told us to stop and air for them.

they got away we ended up at the police station for 6 hours. The questioned the hell out of us and would not allow us a phone call till it was about over.

 

on it.

 

I’m sending her a pige slap pack.

 

Yes and no.
Most of Moms stuff is very detailed and cool.
She likes putting stuff on throw pillows and such, but she usually likes her art to be framable.

 

Ban you??

Shit! Thank you!!

 

She would giggle, then put them on something.

 

Crap, my striper fishing trip just got canceled for tomorrow due to high seas. Doubt I'll be able to go on the rescheduled date.

 

I read stripper too, but I wondered at what fine NJ gentlemen's establishment @Njmike13 dances.