Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Confession time.

I've never been to a strip club/titty bar.

 

Chances are you'll be disappointed if you do, most are dirty.

 

Yeah, kinda why I think I've never gone. I think it'd be a little weird for me, and it seems like a waste of money. It's like "Here, look at what you can't have" (whether you'd want it or not is beside the point), and I feel like I can get that for free on the internet if that's what I'm after.

 

Depending on the establishment, some are very hands on.
Others are for your viewing pleasure.

 

If you go take a few girls with you. Best times are when other females are with you.

 

Agree! Girls like boobs too, this I know.

 

And the beer is expensive too.

 

I would totally agree with this with the exception of a couple clubs in Miami and one “spearmint rhino” in Vegas.

 

This is the best advice.

 

Had an ex that was shocked when she found out I had never been and wanted to take me. Told her I wasn't really interested. If I can be hands on with my GF who cares about strippers?

I don't drink, so that's an easy bullet to dodge.

 

I dated a stripper for a very short time, a very long time ago. We would go to any bar at the oceanfront and she would always sit on my lap. Sailors would come up and say, hey you're Cat and offer to buy her a drink. She didn't drink but would say he likes beer. I went a few months without paying for beer in a bar. Good times.

 

Trust me, after you get back home it will be her hands all over you not vice versa.

 

Ditto

 

I was in NOLA on travel. The guy I was traveling with was way into strip clubs. We went to one and he talked me into a private lap dance. The girl answered her phone about 30 seconds in, and never came back. We got the manager and told him what happened. He got the girl and she denied it. The manager pulled up video. He said give him his money back. Apparently they're contract workers. After a lot of argument, she pulled out a wad of ones and angrily counted them out.

I told my friend we're going to listen to music. Found a bar where Abita Purple Haze was $6 a bottle, but had a 3 for 1 happy hour and a cajun band. Good evening it was.

 

My strip club days are all behind me. That’s how it goes sometimes. Most young dumb chicks drive me nuts.

 

Yep, and yep

 

Much rather be home with something on the smoker bullshiting with this cru.

 

Penticton, BC had a pretty good one.
We used to go up to Canadian bars before turning 21.

 

Hell yes

 

X2. Windsor was a lot of fun at 18

 

Or napping on the beach with a line in the water. Maybe a fish in it, maybe no bait. I'll check it when i finish my nap.

 

I’ve only crossed that border once for work, it was weird and sketchy down there. They had drug sniffing dogs(on the Mexico side) at a garage door factory that we had to rebuild a dish machine at. They basically served the workers all meals for the day to keep them there instead of going to lunch and taking a ciesta and not coming back. And once to rocky point where my friend almost died in the ocean from a crazy rip tide

 

I'm lit, the Tequila Lime shrimp is marinating, I eat late..

Anyway....................

I haven't frequented a titty bar since the days of the grand opening of the The Clubhouse in Dallas.
Vinnie Paul was a big investor and a regular.
Only reason I got in that night was that I was dating (?) one of the dancers.
But Lacy is a long story in herself.......

Ended up dating (?) her coworker, Kelly, after we 3 got together.
Jeez did that turn into a mess.
Ah yes, the good old days that really weren't that good looking back at it..
Great experiences at the time, but very unhealthy relationships...

Back in the day we would go to The Fair on Greenville Avenue in Dallas.
You'd give a 'lady' a $1 and she would motor boat you, leaving glitter all over your face.
Of course being a tad inebriated one would never think about the 50+ guys she did that with before you, on any given evening..
But it was some great times..

$1 went a long way back in the 80s.
$10 table dances that lasted the ENTIRE song played back in those days..

These days, from what I understand, a dancer won't give you the time of day without a $20+ lap dance that might last 2 minutes..
The days of having the DJ play Stranglehold for that long table dance (8+ minutes) are LONG gone..
I'd say 30 years long gone....

I've got a few coworkers that get out to the strip club every once in awhile and ask me to go.
My wife wouldn't care, she'd probably go with us, but I have no interest.

Bringing a woman to a strip club creates a competition, between the woman and the dancers.
They will both compete for attention, strippers want the $$, but they all want attention....

https://youtu.be/d2XdmyBtCRQ

 

I've never volunteered to go to a tatty bar because I was never one to...as I usually put it...."go to a steak house to look at the steak, but not eat it." They were kinda fun when we went, but have always had my drunk friends buy me the lap dance. I usually just spent money on thr liquor/beer. I did leave a strip club with more money than I went in there with because a stripper challenged me to a dance. 3 strippers tipped me after I danced for/on them. I'm no longer in the shape I kinda was in then and don't move the same either. Wife didn't care that I went, but she kinda agreed. She's been to some too, but only because she was invited (Bachelorette parties). Maybe I grew up too close to the internet Era to not need/want to go to one. Or maybe the simple sears catalog was enough. Idk. Plus I don't smoke, so that was another thing I didn't enjoy.

 

Of course you'd be the one to dance and get money.

 

Ive stayed once in a private Queen room. It was fine. Not sure if there are any rooms to avoid. I’ve made many day trips up there. The lodge is nice to hang out in by the fire and just relax. They have a bar up top that has decent beers and drinks. The food is pretty good. You’re pretty much relaxing the entire day you’re there unless you ski or snowboard then there is that. They have a hot tub and heated pool but I don’t know if those are open right now. The hot chocolate in the bar upstairs is good too.

 

The "dating (?)" Says it all. You can't date a stripper, only borrow one for a while. In my brief experience, I had more firearm, back door escape and, at a carrier homecoming, "gentlemen, please don't put your fingers in the dancers" , experiences than any one person needs. The free beer was cool though. And she was very bendy.