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Cobra chickens!

 

Ok I’m just gonna say it without all the 2022 thread bullshit! I wouldn’t buy a bright orange truck but this bitch looks badass.

 

that's what people said about the voodoo blue.


It looks better than the inferno.

 

Toyota had 2 PROTOTYPE 2022 Tundras at the TEXAS STATE FAIR this month.
A 1794 and a TRD Pro.
Had them locked up and couldn't open the doors.
But I must say, they didn't look that bad.
They are kinda growing on me.
They honestly look better in person than in pics.

I Liked the Pro, wife like the 1794.
At least they got rid of the awful orange leather for the 1794..



In 5 to 8 years when I'm ready to get another Tundra, maybe they will have all the bugs worked out...

 

They are growing on me as well. No chrome and no red leather, I'm in.

It's a Toyota, this time next year they will have the one bug worked out.

 

Nailed it

 

Good morning, goodfellas!

Get up and make the most of your day.
People are watching.

 

Anyways...

Somebody should tell Forrest Gump that on the back of the box of chocolates it tells you exactly what you’re going to get.

 

Good morning! Some of us are still on yesterday. And let’s be honest, half the population can’t read that candy map.

 

sorry...didn't realized you saw me hiding in the bushes this morning

 

The motion sensors picked you up last night.

 

3/4 of the population can’t read regular maps.

 

as they should....there was quite a bit of motion goin on in there

 

That was poison ivy, by the way.
Should be flaring up in about 2-4 hours.

 

Welp.
Now they’re saying we’re gonna have a bacon shortage.

.
I went ahead and retained an attorney as a preemptive measure.

I’ll maim somebody over some bacon.

 

it'll just blend with all the other flare ups i got going on right now. hopefully i won't have to make a cocktail of cream to take care of all of it

 

At least you’ll enjoy rubbing it in.

 

And birds, the birds are always watching

 

Tell em to quit watching, I don't have pants on yet! Bunch of perverts.

 

I'm not much for "fancy" colors but I do like that Orange a lot. I wish they'd do some throwback FJ40 matte colors.

 

Yeah I have a yellow FJ and nowadays a prefer a more low key look but I do like that orange a lot. I think we can all still live in a world where we like something even if we won’t buy it. To many jump right to “I hate that”

 

I usually hate something because I'm jealous that I can't have it.


You are right though - unfortunately it's that way with just about everything anymore. Anything to polarize and get a reaction.

 

That’s why I love this thread so much. The hate around here is filled with humor.

 

Yep, that's why I keep coming back. Nowhere on the internet is there a greater concentration of sarcastic sadists and masochists with gigantic hearts than on this little thread you created.

 

Who would have thought some slaps and patches would bring it all together. Speaking of. Hunter green fall series is in the works.

 

Nice - back in the day, we'd call that a "flawless transition."

Here's another one:

"Speaking of masochists, has anybody heard from @gosolo ?"

 

Oops. I meant sadist.