Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

I had to dig deep in the fun cabinet for these.

 

Those will stop a meth head.

 

Rockets and flares and M80s and shit.

 

Man o man!!
It was pretty awesome testing them on pumpkins!!

 

Again, the fun cabinet, those are the small mortars….

 

Poor pumpkins.

Just a tad overkill.

 

Do not sneak up on you.
Gonna hit em with all the stuff.

 

my neighbors definitely hate me after New Years and 4th; I try to be responsible, if it’s dry I won’t send em. We’ve had some wet winters and summers recently………….

 

Good morning, goodfellas.

Get off your lazy asses, it’s Monday.

 

All I’ve got for 38

 

I have a friend who replaces the olives in a Martini with the hot ones. Calls it a 'Texastini'. Not a Martini guy, but might be worth a try.

 

When we have DiGiorno thin crust frozen pizza, I usually dress them up a bit.
A little more salami, cheese, black olives whatever we have in the fridge.
Sometimes I slice up hot pickled okra and put it on the pizza.

Also a few times when I am out of sliced jalapenos, I use them on nachos.
I also like to use fresh jalapenos on my nachos....

 

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I never understood the term, so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
I always thought it was loud as hell in bowling alleys.

 

Cliff is a lucky guy to have someone so loyal.

 

New optional equipment for the Taco. Should be available for the Tundy soon.

 

Want.

 

This will definitely make the morning drive to work much more enjoyable

 

Party started!

 

My man.

 

You're pushing out a fart, aren't you?!

Love those trees.

 

I’m in pain!
I slept on a hard ass bed last night, then packing up stuff today, I tweaked my back, so this was a post bath pic. The things you do for crew!!
The bath helped

 

Already puking off the balcony?

 

But did you fart?! Sometime gas can present itself as back pain...

Hope you feel better. Mrs. Bandito insisted on helping me move a church pew off of our porch to paint it. She said I'd hurt myself. Then she hurt her back helping me.

I got it back up on the porch by myself and I'm fine.

 

Haha I will try to relieve myself in hope of relief!
I definitely need a new mattress, the topper got removed for the trip. That’s why the topper was on that bed, it suuuuucks!!! I also need to go get a message, I’ve needed one for a while.
What color did you paint the pew?

 

I think it's called "Stormy Weather" (it's Valspar solid stain). I wanted something more grey (to match my attitude) but Mrs. Bandito and our daughter ganged up on me.

 

Pre-dinner beer

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOFzmm7yleI

 

Feel your pain. 2 weeks on a crappy futon on vacation and my back was fine, one night home and it hurts to get up.

 

No offense to Mrs. Bandito or your daughter, but I agree with you. More grey or darker would be better. Kinda doesn’t match the house or decking.