Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Always look for the positive.

 

Story of my life.

 

Old cartoons like that are the best! Somehow we all managed to grow up to be fairly functional adults viewing them without trigger warnings.

 

Absofuckinglutely.

old Buggs and Porky are great!

 

She does have pretty eyes.

 

Get a new wife? Nah, that's probably a hassle. Have her call The Woman, she'll get explain the perks.

 

Trying to imagine how I would actually use that in a text, still got nothing.

 

Even at the age of 6, I totally got this.


https://giphy.com/gifs/flirting-donald-duck-oh-my-f9iQ6tMmFsbi8

 

Pine Top?

 

Didn’t stop me from saving it

 

X2

 

Is that a place, or an obscene act I have never heard of or received?

 

yes sir!

 

Sounds prickly.

 

How did you know! Holbrook, and it even works in Gallup!

 

Pinetop is straight bougie compared to some spots in AZ. Window Rock, Leupp, or Sells are like a different world.

 

I spent three months living in a Motel 6 in Show Low working at the Snowflake paper mill on a turn around back in 2000. There weren’t exactly a lot of options for dining or after work activities…

 

@RainMan_PNW i have a feeling you know exactly the kind of lass that I’m referring to. Oddly strange….

 

Kingman too!

 

Ganado, kayenta, I could go on for days. We did a lot of work up there, kinda cool but also gets depressing after a while, stupid dry counties hahah

 

Hahahaha work dudes found a strip joint there that was byob, that should be a big red flag. Supposedly one girl wouldn’t stop rubbing her stanky snapper on one guy and it smelled like a dumpster…….

 

The locals all love it.

 

My wife would never go for it.

 

You’d have better luck and more fun if you went to Laughlin and became a grandmother-lover

 

The first time I went to King's Bay GA the SEALs we were working with said you have to go to the Bloody Bucket. Wednesday night's lady's night. Me and a few of the guys went. There was 600 pounds of ladies there, they had 6 teeth between the two of them.
The only other patrons were a really old guy that was sleeping with his head on the bar and his wiener dog. The dog was hanging out by the hot dog buffet. They had free hot dogs on lady's night. I went back every night for the rest of the trip. And every night on subsequent trips.

 

Never, and I mean ever, take a SEALs advice on women.

 

BYOB strip clubs in dry counties are like getting nothing but candy corn for Halloween.
Do you want it?
No.
Will you eat it anyways?
Yes.