Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Happy Anniversary

 

If I understand the Butterfly Effect correctly, that means some poor soul in North Korea just mysteriously gained 4 lbs.

 

It ain’t Kim though, that dude hit the Peloton hard in the last year.

 

Our Justice system is a little out of whack lately, I wouldn't be surprised if you get an early visit from some Goons over that stash of tastiness.

 

Looks like a great damn time!!!!

 

Great pics, great post. Happy anniversary Joel and Mrs. Taquita. If you can find me the image I can see what Mrs. Machine can do about a shirt.

 

Attempting to infiltrate San Antonio Tundra Crew. Will report back once membership is secured.

 

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgur...d=0ahcKEwjAlYbR2MHzAhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQGBDClwMIAg

 

If I could phonetically spell out the theme song you are undoubtedly hearing right now, I would have placed it here.

 

So fire.

 

I love how everyone refers to their better half as “Mrs” and then their screen name.

this guy went as far as giving his wife a sn with the Mrs infront.
https://www.tundras.com/threads/saw-a-pegasus-today.96455/

 

I just refer to mine as The Woman. It's good because I could describing any of the ones in my harem, so I can't get in trouble if one of them finds a post that she doesn't approve of.

 

It’s thinking like this that helped us defeat those Amazon women.
I never believed Wonder Woman was actually trying to save us.
Truth lasso. Pft!

 

I hear their hazing rituals are, well, focused on butt stuff.

 

Butt what??????

 

@Mrs-righthand just doesn’t sound right.

 

I like beef jerky....

 

Important message from the Mafia shipping department!!

please make sure your address information is correct. Or check your emails when I try and fix the issue I have a handful of orders that have not been shipped because of this error.

also I don’t know everyone on this sites real name and street address so if you want to make it a little easier for all then add your screen name to the note during purchase.


Thank you all and have a great week.

 

You can just ship them to me. I believe you have my address on file. Thank you, kind sir.

 

Here's my possible ghost picture outside of San Antonio's old whore house... Hold onto your butts. I circled it in red (right-hand side of pic) so you'll have to zoom in. I know, I'm pushing it.

 

I tried to find it too.
I like the one he posted.
Couldn't find this exact shirt.



The ones I found only had 2 tacos and a cigarette or joint in his mouth..

 

I'm definitely in the "Three Taco" camp. Mrs. Bandito wrote them and it turns out the Korean lady wasn't saying I looked like a "Red-butted baboon doing a handstand on a stalagmite" (@Azblue ) , but rather their website was getting worked on and they are having a hard time sourcing some of their shirts. I'll keep an eye out and when they get some in, I'll let you know. If shipping is stupid, I'll find a reason to go down there and pick them up. Unless, of course, the amazing Mrs. @War Machine comes up with something.

Taco Flats out of Austin has a pretty cool shirt with their logo on it (below). They opened up an off-shoot a couple blocks away from us but when I was there, they were out of larges. I guess that means I'm freaking average.

 

Not at all! You are far more disappointing than that!

 

Oh, yeah. I forgot about this. On the way home, we came up on this "chick" Jeep.



As we passed them, I looked over and two good old boys were driving it, grimacing and staring straight ahead. I was hoping they would look over to see Mrs. Bandito pointing and laughing at them. She's mean like that.

 

She is officially crew

 

Forgive my ignorance and not wanting to read 481 pages, what does ToyoMafia mean?

I only ask so I can have an answer for my wife after I order some stuff.