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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 11, 2017 at 11:40 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    lift first...that'll help with the wheel and tire decision
     
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  2. May 11, 2017 at 11:40 AM
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    One of you guys need to find me a hook up on a helicopter ride. Preferably the one that flies to the Grand Canyon. I need something like 80% off for me to afford it. :curls:
     
  3. May 11, 2017 at 11:43 AM
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    I hear these guys are fairly inexpensive to rent. I'll film you....from the rim of the canyon
    @Law323 can shoot your "expedition" from the north rim and me from the south

    upload_2017-5-11_12-42-52.jpg
     
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  4. May 11, 2017 at 11:51 AM
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    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    Strip,club... $$ gone quick lol
     
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  5. May 11, 2017 at 11:52 AM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    @joonbug ate $800 on sushi. He can afford it.
     
  6. May 11, 2017 at 11:52 AM
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    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    Well I'll have to buy it first but I can't put it on... factory wheels won't work
     
  7. May 11, 2017 at 11:53 AM
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    040Tundra

    040Tundra Teddy 2013-2019

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    A little of this and a little of that.
    @Almaboy , brother if you do come to Vegas please look me/us up. PM me and I'll give you my mobile # so we can connect. We could do a run, show you the town, or whatever you want to do. We might even be able to set up a meet and greet. There are about 12 Tundras.com guys out here. Some of them don't visit the site regularly so getting a hold of them is difficult. There's about 5-6 of us I have their number for so we could have a lot of fun!!
     
  8. May 11, 2017 at 11:55 AM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    yeah....our fee's also include the flat bed rental, crane, and various tools that may or may not be needed for position setup.

    of course, we gotta make a living too.....so we'll tack on a nominal fee.....Thank you for choosing AlmaLaw nature and aerial photography!

    remember "We'll get the shot you want, however you want it.....at your expense!"
     
  9. May 11, 2017 at 12:01 PM
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    040Tundra

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    A little of this and a little of that.
    Why wouldn't factory wheels work? Mine did just fine, although I've got some Spidertrax to install as soon as I find the time.
     
  10. May 11, 2017 at 12:01 PM
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    Just post your mobile number here. @Almaboy did that this morning and already got pictures of my truck. :p
     
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  11. May 11, 2017 at 12:01 PM
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    Because Jay's getting one of them "big ass" lifts.
     
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  12. May 11, 2017 at 12:03 PM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    We talking J Lo ass or Precious ass?
     
  13. May 11, 2017 at 12:03 PM
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    Can I just leave the helicopter at the bottom of the canyon after I roll down in it? Actually, I kind of had my heart set on flying in a helicopter.
     
  14. May 11, 2017 at 12:04 PM
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    Alma definitely looks like the "precious" ass type.
     
  15. May 11, 2017 at 12:06 PM
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    And now that he has your cell #, be careful, he just might send you a picture of it.
     
  16. May 11, 2017 at 12:07 PM
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    Yeah, I thought about looking up how to block my number.... but I'm a risk taker.
     
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  17. May 11, 2017 at 12:08 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    yeah....I thought the same....
     
  18. May 11, 2017 at 12:08 PM
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    Yea, I'm going to be up about 6-7 inches so that won't work for me bro..

    :burnrubber:
    Well, you can choose..'lol I'm sure they have all types for ya likin lol:bowdown:
     
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  19. May 11, 2017 at 12:16 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    That was your truck??? I thought that was a picture of your little weenie rolling around in the mud. You might wanna do something with that Gremlin looking vehicle of yours
     
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  20. May 11, 2017 at 12:18 PM
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    My truck is EXACTLY the same as yours!! Same lift, same tires, same type sliders, same skid plates... then your truck is little Gremlin weenie too! :mad:
     
  21. May 11, 2017 at 12:21 PM
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    compared to @Jsena rig we are all gonna look like little Gremlin weenies
     
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  22. May 11, 2017 at 12:21 PM
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    but atleast we can change our tire when we get a flat... :D
     
  23. May 11, 2017 at 12:22 PM
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    Now you are the only one with a booty pic posted
     
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  24. May 11, 2017 at 12:22 PM
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    He can swap his out at the local Caterpillar sales establishment
     
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  25. May 11, 2017 at 12:44 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Thank God for freedom! :oldglory:
     
  26. May 11, 2017 at 1:34 PM
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    A little of this and a little of that.
    Lookin good Jay!!!
     
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  27. May 11, 2017 at 1:36 PM
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    A little of this and a little of that.
    Didn't realize you were going that high :oops:
     
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  28. May 11, 2017 at 1:38 PM
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    Yup, that's why I'm going negative offset for my wheels.. looks to weird To me with negative offset and 1-2 inch lift.. gotta be 6 plus..
     
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  29. May 11, 2017 at 1:44 PM
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    A little of this and a little of that.
    To each his own, to each his own.....
     
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  30. May 11, 2017 at 2:08 PM
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    831Tun heartless Bastrd

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    Jay, since you're in Vegas, especially since you're in Vegas, I highly recommend you talk to Matt at MCM Fab (@MCM) about your lift before you pull the trigger. Wince once. Instead of the BDS or Pro Comp, you could do some ADS coil overs,Deavers and triple bypass. And, Matt's right there in Vegas.
     
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