Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. Balls and Burgers Summer 2025

It’s funny you say that, another winner at work used to fly supposedly……….. one of the big birds circling town was going slow over campus, and me and another guy were like man he’s slow, how fast you think, like 150-170?
Winner opened his mouth and was like psshhh no they are only doing like 60-70, it doesn’t look like they are going slow, they are going slow.
Hahaha we have another guy that has grabbed a rattler mid air mid strike……

 

C-130 doing 60 is either taxiing really fast or crashing.

 

Yeah, I agree! My dad did some big time shit in the Airforce during his 25 years. I tried to follow in his footsteps when I graduated highschool but got medically denied.

 

Hahaha you can’t bull shit a bullshitter!

 

I've worked on them and rode harbor trials on them. Those guys are insane. Never had the guns going though.
We screwed up and put a steering hose where it got a rub that poked a hole it it. Lost steering. The pilot never slowed down, steered with the trim tabs.
Rough ride in all conditions though. I know a lot of guys with bad backs on full disability from those assignments.

 

I know they aren’t near the same, but I got half chub from the dudes driving the shuttles at Pearl Harbor. I was hooting the entire time they were just mashing it as we were like 4’ from the dock. I’m sure they’ve done it 1000 times, but I was impressed!

 

Its number one. All other planes are shit.

 

Coincidence

 

It’s the official Toyomafia / SSEM plane. It’s number one. Non-negotiable.

 

Not as sexy as this.

 

Let’s have a little fun today. Because retro was such a hit I’m gonna release the slaps keychains and valve covers today at 4pm est.

 

gotta put that shit out!

 

Can we have a tie for 1st?

we need a poll and slaps hand over fist.

 

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hook a brother up!

 

Need some for my wife's Corolla. I'll sneak them on there and see if she notices. She only had 3 valve covers on each of her sets of wheels for some reason and one of the 3 on her winter wheels is one of those stupid green nitrogen ones.

 

Bad assery under analogy:
A: F-4 = Colt 1911
B: F-16 = AR 15
C: F-15 = SAW
D: F-35 = sniper in tall grass, plus a mini
E: B2 - nuclear weapons, so no analogy needed
F: A-10 = KA-BAR to the throat

If you can fly by and do your thing and get a Marine First Sergeant to pump his fist and whoop like a kid at a pep-rally, I can't disagree. I'm going with the A-10 like the rest of these kids.

 

I'm doing the same thing with my wife's car - sneaking them on and waiting to see how long it takes her to notice.

 

You left out the F-14....

 

I’ve always wondered why the F-14 Tomcat gets left off.
Never gets the credit it deserves.

 

Fun fact:
My wife will never notice them on her highlander.

 

Because it was only cool in Top Gun

 

Worst thing that plane ever did was that movie.

It's quite the fighter and when put against the F-15 in training it's held it's own really well. It's got a great K/D as well.

 

Back in the day the old USMC A-4 Skyhawk was one badass little bitch. My dad flew them back in 62/63 out of MCAS Beaufort, SC. I was 8.