Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Oh, most definitely. He said he'd be waiting and he'll willingly serve as our guide in exchange for AmeriCanadian citizenship.

Sounds like yet another job for @Outbound ...

 

Yep, that's what I'm worried aboot (I'm practicing communicating with Native Canadians, I mean Hosers. eh.)

 

I got ducks to kill in October, other than that the rest of my year is pretty open.

 

Hahaha perfect

 

Don't they come down from Canada? Maybe we plan it in the Spring so you can catch the ones you missed when they are flying back home. We're gonna need another trailer...

 

I don’t miss.

 

@Cpl_Punishment may put up some resistance initially, but I have a plan. While he's barricaded himself in his house and singing "Oh Canada", I'll fire up the smoker we bring with us and get a Central Texas style smoked brisket started.

 

You won't have to ask him twice, that's for sure.

 

I think our camouflage should be hockey jerseys while carrying hockey sticks and Molson beer. We'll be able to get in anywhere we want unchecked.

 

You, good sir, are a welcome addition to the invasion team.

 

#honored

 

Since I truly believe we will be welcome with open arms (beside @Cpl_Punishment - please see above post) instead of the "Tip of the Spear", I believe we shall be known as the "Tip of the Beer Bong".

 

Start studying so we blend in

 

I don't foresee much resistance

 

Yes, we're sure he wants to come back.

 

Nanaimo bars are a weakness of mine...

 

You can run the factory when we take over.

 

I grew up less than 20 miles from the border. My brother is actually a dual citizen.

 

Is he going to help you sneak across the border?

 

I'll have to ask him...Though I wouldn't want to jeopardize his government job.
Did they close the border again?

 

Nope, just planning an invasion.

 

It's not closed per se but if you show up at the border with automatic weapons, they may not let you in, regardless of how good your BBQ is.

 

I don't think we'll need automatic weapons to invade.
Last time I was up there they were more worried about my fresh fruits and vegetables, and how much beer I had in the cooler.

 

I was thinking a slingshot and a few sharp sticks is all we would need.

 

I planned on subduing the troublemaker with Nerf guns (and bbq). Yes. I said "troublemaker." So no automatic weapons.


And if that doesn't work...

 

I need to buy a pile of nerf guns for the office.

 

Just as good of a moral boost as rafting trip.

Friday morning nerf fights