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Bad jokes?

I only know one joke:

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
























Pick him up and suck his d*%k.

 

So a lil less than half a percent of people have a 3rd nipple.




Take it or leave it

Btw...its hard to get something with boobs without getting the ban hammer. So I opted for text and no pics

 

Sometimes they share the same level of yeast.

 

Speaking of yeast; never eat the ice from subway. When they proof their bread, the yeast gets into the air and then grows inside the ice machine, I’ll see if I can find an old pic!

 

BYOB?

 

Side note and story.
There's a girl that went to class with us that was a year younger than me. She had a 3rd nipple. She showed us on gym class one day. It was right by her bra wire and she slightly lifted it up and that lil thing just slipped right out. We were all quite a bit shocked.
Her last name was Chadwick. I was infamous for giving people nicknames based off their name. Hers ended up being Chodelick. (Google chode if you must).
The following year we were in gym class and were doing sit-ups on the gym floor....the wooden gym floor. She sat next to me on the row over and she burned one. Everyone looked my way and I looked towards her. Without hesitation, I yelled, "Holy sh!t chodelick, you rattled the damn floor!" She was a smaller framed girl, so people didn't think it was her until I said that and her face turned beet red(she was a kinda pale completed red head, so it showed up more).
Years later my wife ran across her at a nail salon not knowing who she was and per the usual of women talking, they found out that my wife married me, and apparently Chodelick had a crush on me and still did. My wife even questioned why when I was such an a$$hole since I had told my wife these stories as well. I haven't seen her in a whole, but there's no hard feelings. We get along when we see each other.
And yes, I was more of an a$$hole back then than now. I've calmed down a lot....for the most part

 

If only. It was kinda weird/cool. Strictly the nipple, no areola. I'm weird and like seeing odd and crazy stuff.

 

I've got a buddy that has 3 testicles. Want me to get him to send you a pic?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSuaAHY5kcs

 

Just updated my 6 yr. old IPhones 6 to a 12, seems the child laborers forgot to include any instructions whatsoever. Figuring out this demon technology without any instructions is damn near impossible. Off to YouTube it is.

 

No, but you can send it to one of my classmates that only had one

 

Added some fire to the bike tonight. Looks AWESOME! IMO

 

Me likey.

 

Did someone roll out the asshole beacon?

Reporting for duty.

 

The next time you hate your life remember, it’s all about perspective.
I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads 2 books a week and yet complains about how much he hates prison.

 

Sounds like something you’ve seen a number of times.
Regular topic of conversation or just the alcohol?

 

No one told me we could exercise

 

It's a catch 22. I never wanna see it, so he'd have to get me drunk first. But, I don't drink, so he'd have to get me to see it in order to drive me to drink.

 

Slightly on topic here. I know, I know.

Ordered Falcon shocks, but wound up with Pigeon shocks instead!

 

So fire!!!

 

Boom!!!