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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 14, 2021 at 2:05 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Anotha one
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  2. Aug 14, 2021 at 2:47 PM
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    Fake news. Trucks can't fly. Weak ass photoshop skills. :boink:
     
  3. Aug 14, 2021 at 2:53 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Sorry, here's the unedited version
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  4. Aug 14, 2021 at 3:28 PM
    GODZILLA

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  5. Aug 14, 2021 at 5:32 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    SIL had one checkered and 6 seconds until last night. One other guy had 6 wins and one third. SIL pulled it out when it counted. Last night stock 4s were the feature, 25 laps and $1000 purse.
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  6. Aug 14, 2021 at 6:24 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    That's awesome!!!
     
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  7. Aug 14, 2021 at 6:54 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Lady racers! Hell yeah!
     
  8. Aug 15, 2021 at 5:22 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Morning, Everybody.

    Embrace the day! Don't sleep in and waste a second of it, for tomorrow is...... MONDAY. :puke:
     
  9. Aug 15, 2021 at 9:17 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I'm up...I'M UP! God, err, I mean Dog got a 2 mile walk. Now time for more house chores.
     
  10. Aug 15, 2021 at 9:33 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I’ve been up since 6/7. Typical for me on a weekend lol
    Took the youngest for brunch for a boys breakfast
     
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  11. Aug 15, 2021 at 11:17 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Getting all excited. Things are coming together.

    I have an appointment set to get the Falcon Shocks and Coachbuilder shackles installed this week.

    Just submitted a reservation on AirBnB so a couple friends and I have a place to rest on our way down to do the Imogene Pass trail. We haven't decided if it'll be in his 4 door Wrangler or my Tundra, but I bet his wife opts for the much larger back seat of the Tundra.

    Is it bad that I get anxious that things are working out? I wind up waiting for the other shoe to drop.:crazy:
     
  12. Aug 15, 2021 at 1:34 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I detailed the truck yesterday so vacuuming again wasn't on the agenda today. Was out running errands this morning and the wife's IG feed announced a food truck she's been wanting to try was just opening about 4 miles away. And they have Beignets...I'd walk across lava for a doughnut, so hell yeah I'm in.

    And hell yeah, I'm eating one while it's hot....covered in powdered sugar...
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    Here's the best part. My shorts and shirt are covered in powdered sugar (worse than it looks in the pic). On the drive home, a few young ducks decide to land on the road and stop traffic. So I get out and chase them off the road. I must have looked like a coked-up freak chasing imaginary animals to anyone behind me.

    Got all of it cleaned up, but there's a nice white line of sugar down on the carpet between the center console and seat that I cannot reach. Looks like I was doing a rail of coke off my knee while driving and sneezed.

    It was worth it for this lunch:
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  13. Aug 15, 2021 at 1:38 PM
    GODZILLA

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    :rofl:

    That's awesome.
     
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  14. Aug 15, 2021 at 3:00 PM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :eek2: You just gave at least five people on here heart/anxiety attacks :rofl:
     
  15. Aug 15, 2021 at 6:49 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Thanks for reminding me that I need to vacuum my truck while my wife and daughter are out of town this week.
     
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  16. Aug 15, 2021 at 11:21 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Just set the alarm for tomorrow. This is always the worst part of the week.
     
  17. Aug 16, 2021 at 12:18 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Insomnia has struck, so I'm sure you'll sleep fine.
     
  18. Aug 16, 2021 at 6:22 AM
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    Happy Monday you poor saps!

    I've only gotta survive two more shifts, and then I get to go get everything prepped for the suspension swap on Thursday. Gonna try to make it as easy on the shop doing the work as I can. Dropping my spare tire, cleaning it all up, and making sure I have all my parts organized. I'm going to ask if I can speak to the installer to see if I can convince him to snap some pics of the process for me.
     
  19. Aug 16, 2021 at 6:30 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Mondays suck.

    For some reason I started the day watching videos of the chaos coming out of the Kabul airport. Crazy chit….and I won’t say anything more.
     
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    I've kind of given up on worrying about the world. It keeps spinning and doing whatever batshit stuff it wants either way. I'll just try to be as good as I can and improve what I can at my level. It's the best I can do for the world.
     
  21. Aug 16, 2021 at 1:50 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    And a better world starts with new shocks!
     
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  22. Aug 17, 2021 at 5:38 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Today is my Friday, and I am READY!

     
  23. Aug 17, 2021 at 8:01 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Amazing how much better the forum is when you “hide” the asshats.
     
  24. Aug 17, 2021 at 8:46 AM
    T-Rex266

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    U can’t ignore staff :smokertransformer::boink:
     
  25. Aug 17, 2021 at 8:48 AM
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  27. Aug 17, 2021 at 3:34 PM
    GODZILLA

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    There've been a few that have made it on that list, and I'm sure I've made it on a few myself.
     
  28. Aug 17, 2021 at 5:18 PM
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    My week is done. :yes:

    Tomorrow I prep my truck for the shop visit with a wash, clean out the interior, drop the spare at the storage unit, get the shocks and shackles loaded in the back seat, etc. Thursday the Falcons go on. :yay:
     
  29. Aug 17, 2021 at 5:53 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Well, my entire week has been fucked. Been in/out of the doctors office. Something is going on with my kidneys. They don’t believe it’s kidney failure, but my stepfather (MD) had the same symptoms as I and he wants to talk to my PC (no)
     
  30. Aug 17, 2021 at 6:11 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Nope. Keep family doctors out of your medical affairs. Good to have in an emergency, but otherwise Nope!

    Sorry you're not doing well. You can have one of my kidneys if you need it. :)
     
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