Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Perfect. You all gets to slapping some wild beasts. Make daddy proud.

 

I mean that dove is a wild beast…… but she’s also a mother………
I’ll wait till the kids are gone!!

 

The devil should be wearing a ToyoMafia ball cap though - with the bill curved.

 

It should be narrated by David Attenborough.
The bear forages the natural berries, completely unaware of the impending attack. The ranger positions himself carefully, setting up the perfect shot. The shot is on target. The bear, while surprised at the sting, continues to forage. Eventually the sedative is effective and the bear lies down to rest. The ranger approaches carefully, ensuring the the bear is, indeed, unconscious. The ranger that applies a pigeon slap to the bear. In the past it would have been a tracking collar. Since birds have been identified as tracking drones, this will do. The bear is then humanely relocated to an area where he can do no harm. And be tracked by governments worldwide.

 

Well I found our screen writer. Damn bro solid job. Your hired. Possibly ToyoMafia the movie streaming to you one day.

 

Yeah, just put Josh’s # on it. He obviously doesn’t mind fielding ridiculous calls.

 

Man, floated 8 miles of river today in a drift boat, you think there was one godamn animal to jump and slap? Nothing! Not even a mush rat. Back at it tomorrow.

 

Too cute to slap.

 

That doesn’t sound like a bad way to spend the day.

 

Never is, even when the Musky hide. Saw 3 kayakers the whole 8 miles, that’s it.

 

Makes it even better

 

Did you think about maybe slapping a kayaker?

 

Definitely video worthy.

 

What are the rules exactly, Do you get more points for danger, or for speed? I have tons of Chipmunks on my property this season, have you ever tried to slap a chipmunk?

 

Video might be hard, we have to justify tranq usage, ie nusiance animal. Videos of us slapping a mafia slap on it might not be the best idea.

 

Danger. Totally danger. I'm trying to work up the courage to put a slap on the most terrifying of beasts... The North American Karen.
If I live, the prize is MINE.

 

@JMB can write up the story just stick to the script and you will be fine.

 

Make sure she bends over and no lube

 

+17hp for The Woman's 2013 Corolla S. She chose the location.

 

That sticker is the cleanest thing in that engine bay

 

I did, but they were big girls and 3 of them and only 2 of us. Scared.

 

Yeah I’d run like a bitch

 

Beware the Amphibious Karen...

 

Shit fuck

 

Jesus dude, now you got me scared to go in the water.

 

Harpoon that sea monster

 

Wonder what that would look like on the sonar.

 

One large blip of rage and indignation...

 

The landing might be a problem.