poop identification

so, i came out to find all this critter poop under my truck. immediately, i thought that rats or mice were nesting in my truck. but i looked up rat and mice poop and theirs looks more like pellets or rice.

maybe birds? but there is no ledge above the truck and no poop on the truck. could they roost under the truck?

so, what pest or critter dropped these?






shitty thread, huh?

 

Wombats poop cubes

 

those look like tiny cinnamon rolls

pretty crappy start to the weekend

 

ok... i found pics of dove shit and thats what it looks like.

carry on

 

Biologist types would call it scat.

Not a biologist, but my guess is a small bird. But wonder how they got in that close to the tire.

 

they must have roosted there for the night.

 

Dove

 

I’m really here just to see the number of puns this thread creates.

 

Look for a nest in your undercarriage

 

It’s called a bush, and you should really keep it trimmed

 

Am I the only one fed up with all the crap around here?

 

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane


An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned To her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike Up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total Stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, Or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask You a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same Stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns Out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, Thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which The little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

 

Nice forward from grandma.

Definitely bird. The white stuff is urates, which only reptiles and birds produce. It's equivalent to our pee. They process waste differently than mammals - an adaptation that reduces water loss.