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  1. Jul 23, 2021 at 7:59 PM
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Hell yeah! Congrats
    Was that your neighbors you were talking about?
    Trade the 4R in?
     
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  2. Jul 23, 2021 at 8:03 PM
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    Which neighbors?

    Yessir. More than I paid.
     
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  3. Jul 23, 2021 at 9:23 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Maybe I'm losing it.
    Didn't your neighbor trade in a Tesla, and you were thinking about checking it out?
     
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  4. Jul 24, 2021 at 5:33 AM
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    Ah, I see. He did, yes. The dealership wanted to sell it for the exact same price of a brand new one.
     
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    I bet no one there ever has hemorrhoid issues.
     
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    Congrats on the new car, Sean. I hope it serves you well for many miles.:thumbsup:
     
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  7. Jul 24, 2021 at 8:28 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Wow, crazy times.
    Glad you found a good one, keep us posted on that rocket.
    :fistbump:
     
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    Oh. Yeah.

     
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  9. Jul 24, 2021 at 1:14 PM
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    Round 2. Think the bartender is hammered. “Sorry yer food is taking so long. My fire is broke”

    C25A31D1-1C6A-4F38-8317-0EA6594AA779.jpg
     
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    Damn, this would be fun to drive
     
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  11. Jul 25, 2021 at 12:01 PM
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    IG: PLC721
     
    PLC721, Jul 25, 2021
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  12. Jul 25, 2021 at 2:43 PM
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    Midnite72 Anything DIRT !!

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    Think they need a Tundra !
    LMAO

    CBEFE5CA-CFE4-4BB5-8755-FAB2F126943E.jpg
     
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    WTF?!
     
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  14. Jul 25, 2021 at 3:09 PM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :rofl: If they hit the rotary fast enough the dumbass and the tv will come out :fingerscrossed:
     
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  15. Jul 25, 2021 at 3:29 PM
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    Midnite72 Anything DIRT !!

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    Yea I was watching/ waiting for that to happen- lol
     
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    :der::puke::puke:
     
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    No vomiting in the new Tesla. Bad form, bro.
     
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    Why is it your mind goes on vacation a few days before you actually depart? Headed out on a long camping trip this Friday and my mind is already shutdown.
     
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    Pending vacation + Monday = Moderate to severe case of fukthis with potential to develop into full blown fukitol.

    Regimen of caffeine, aiming low, and general BS avoidance is the recommended treatment.
     
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    Thanks Doc. I thought it might be a case of fukitol. I shall follow you recommendations to the letter.
     
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    Dear Toyota,

    I need a 3/4 ton Tundra.

    Thanks,
    GT
     
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    A 3/4 ton NA V8 Tundra
     
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    I’ll take a twin turbo V8…Boost is amazing for towing.
     
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    It is, but towing is only about 10-12% of my driving. :p
     
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    That’s silly logic. Boost is heaven on freeway onramps and hills (come to Seattle and I’ll show you what a hill looks like lol)
     
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    I live in the Rockies. Plenty of hills and elevation. I would prefer NA for my daily/forever truck. Boost is for a secondary fun vehicle. :burnrubber:
     
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    All loaded up for a week long camping trip with the family. I foresee a standard box truck in my future.

    PXL_20210723_151041364.jpg
     
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    Ahh, okay. The pics you posted looked like Eastern super flat WY.

    We are preparing for a 12+ day trip. Haven’t even started loading the truck and trailer yet and I’m already prioritizing gear and taking non-critical stuff out. That doesn’t play well with my “be ready/prepared” mantra.
     
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