1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

I'll schedule that on day 10.

 

Well then I hope you have an very enjoyable 4th of July weekend.

Weekend for me consists of camping, kayaking and bbqing with relatives.

 

Naw. We like you around here and you have great stories



Don't make me rescind my compliment with your weird feet fetish.

 

Mom/Pop are planning another week long trip to penis-cola. I will be attending the event. Hopefully, I'll be able to smoke cigarettes, and talk to women sippin on Mai Tai's. Drunk as a skunk.

 

Yeah it was a one post and done. The chicken picture was a little suspect Still, Hate to disparage the poor girl.

 

Good morning

 

Somehow, I missed this yesterday. Thanks! I appreciate all yall even if I get on your nerves sometimes.

I don't have a foot fetish, but i have been stalked before for my feet. Weird times.

 

I have a request for you all.
I would very much like for everyone here to have a great 4th weekend.
I, on the other hand, will be at work Saturday and Monday (no holiday pay) and on Sunday, I'm repairing the frame on my little brother's TJ...instead of attending the BBQ AT MY HOUSE.

 

If mom, and pop hadn't planned their trip, I'd be at work alongside you. Enjoy your shift??? Im sorry this has happened.

 

That blows. Is it a local shop?

My weekend project is to get the garage cleaned up. I would be ashamed for any of you to see it in it's current state.

What's happening to the tj? My wife has one of those. It needs some doll hairs thrown at it in a very serious way.

 

I don't think I've had more than one Cheerwine in my life. I never see it for sale. Is it any good?

 

Listen, I hate all things "manufactured" cherry flavor, and I actually enjoy this.

Cherry Lollipops? Hate'em
Cherry slush? Fuggetaboutit
Real cherries? Absolutely delicious.
Fake Cherry flavor? Naw.

This cheerwine? Pretty damn good!

 

@jpink @FirstGenVol
I can bring yall some cheerwine if you'd like. Can be our cheap bubbly once the daunting foe is slain.

 

Got burned by amazahn. Ordered my dad a stuntman mike jacket in 2xl, but they sent a large.

guess ill try to send it back.


https://youtu.be/-_fZDvxpXEI

or i keep it, find a duck hood onament, and paint my nova flat black.

 

speaking of bubbly and cherry….back in the day, finding just the right cherry, always made me bubbly

 

Steps to "modern" dating

1. Accept the fact you will be alone forever.
2. Learn how to be a step-dad.
3. Accept the fact that they are a "pornstar" using an OF account.
4. Cry.

 

Virginity until marriage is so very, very, very rare nowadays. Hell, even Virginity. Most single chick's I know have at least one child from an absent, or jailed father.

The others have an onlyfans. The other others are non-monogamous. The other other others are currently looking for a "third." To spice things up in the bed room.

 

Meet em
Treat em
Eat em
Delete em.

 

Yeah, we're going to be super slow. IDKWTF we're even going to be open. The owner sure AF won't be there.

Medium sized dealership. Part of a 13 dealership chain.
The TJ has had the rear 1/3 of the frame replaced & reinforced, but they left the very middle to rot. I knew it had some rust when Mike bought it. I didn't realize it was as rotten as it is. The skidplate/crossmember tore loose from its moorings on one side.
So I've purchased some reinforcements for the center section where the skidplate/crossmember bolts to it. Going to be a lot of grinding, then a bunch of weld-through primer, then a lot of welding, and then a bunch of paint.
At least it's going to be mid-to-upper 80s, so I don't have to worry about pre-heating any of the metal or blanketing it to keep it from cooling too fast...

 

At this point, I'd be more leery of a virgin than an OF girl. Clearly the OF chick isn't into secrets.

 

Naw, fuck that. Not after that last one. That chicka showed up to work on a four day binge yelling all kinds of shit.

I'm not getting into that story. Legal reasons.

 

Yea, i like the crazy ones, too.

 

If shes gonna throw it at me, ill show her a good time.

 

Agreed here.

I sense ban hammer, but...

All these church girls I've dated have been absolutely terrible people behind the scenes. I laugh, tell jokes, post fucked up shit, look at things online that I shouldn't. Dank memery, but at the end of the day when the cards are down, I'd give you the shirt off my back if I thought it'd help you out.

I mean, for fucks sake... so much tude, so much narcissism, so much vanity, so much Facebook, so much twibblers, and instashits.

 

But then it smells like two mangy cats fighting over week old tuna in a dumpster behind tacobell... in the middle of August.

 

No, im willing to put up with crazy, but i cant put up with dirty. One girl had piles of fast food containers and pizza boxes piled up in her bedroom. Spun on my heels.

 

I'm calling off the rest of the week.

Yesterday a cold water line burst in my face, today a piece of glass shelving shattered in my hands.

I'm putting on a helmet and sitting on the couch.

 

Absolutely agreed here.


One time... I went to this chickas house. She opened the door, amd I was hit with this pungent ammonia smell. I mean, you could taste cat piss in the air. Airborne cat piss.

The bathroom walls were covered in splotchy/spots of black mold. Mildew on everything.

I walked into her living room, and stood there for five minutes. Her cats, all 17 of them, looked very, very hungry. I think they saw me as potential food. I went outside to smoke a cigarette just to get some fresh air.

I went to the door, and knocked. I explained that I was leaving, and I told her point blank. "Listen, Jen. You're fighting the CPA to get custody of your kids back, a d your house is like this? You need to quit buying all that God damn Mickey mouse horse shit, and start buying some fucking Mr clean. Your house reeks. I can taste the ammonia here. I'm smoking a cigarette just to get away from the stench of your house, and you think this is fine? Fuck outta here."

She was in tears. I didn't care enough to worry with it. She eventually got her house straightened up, and her kids back from CPA.