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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 23, 2017 at 5:06 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    Mahi mahi fried fish tacos. Pineapple pico, avocado and siracha fish sauce.

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  2. Apr 23, 2017 at 5:11 PM
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    After 78hr work week finally get to sit outside and enjoy this beautiful weather

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  3. Apr 23, 2017 at 5:12 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    Well deserved man! Cheers!
     
  4. Apr 23, 2017 at 5:14 PM
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    Just wish I have a 6pk just about now
     
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  5. Apr 23, 2017 at 5:15 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    Amazon not delivering by drone yet?
     
  6. Apr 23, 2017 at 5:20 PM
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    Not sure...but I did fine some sweet wine so this should do :cheers:

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  7. Apr 23, 2017 at 5:36 PM
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    joem1cha3l

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    Got two people arrested tonight.

    My wife and I live on a back road. I saw a vehicle I didn't recognize towing a car trailer worth of garbage bags. I made a mental note of it and went about my business.

    5 minutes later it goes back by my house with an empty trailer. Told my wife to hold my beer. I drove down the road looking for garbage and sure enough. Over 18 bags of garbage down the hill and some in the stream.

    I was LIVID. Called the sheriffs and they came out to my house. We went down and within 30 seconds had five pieces of mail from the scumbags.

    Two hours later, he arrested both perps and they were issues appearance tickets. They have until 3 Pm tomorrow to have it all cleaned up.

    ENCON is involved too because of the garbage in the stream. Not sure how they are around everyone else, but they're serious about water violations around here.

    Luckily my dad is the court officer where they have to appear so I'll get the full rundown on the outcome. One for the good guys!
     
  8. Apr 23, 2017 at 5:38 PM
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    Nice! When I was a kid in Vegas, we lived across from some empty land. Every week some shit heads would dump all of their crap off and take off. I began contacting PD and providing info and standing by until arrival. Took care of it real quick.
     
  9. Apr 23, 2017 at 5:46 PM
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    Always a precursor to a good story.
     
  10. Apr 23, 2017 at 6:06 PM
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    Good work Joe. I hate litterers. At least find a dumpster at a business if you can afford your own trash service. Still illegal but at least it makes it where it's intended.
     
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  11. Apr 23, 2017 at 6:13 PM
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  12. Apr 23, 2017 at 6:19 PM
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    I won't even throw a gum wrapper out the window. I HATE litterers.

    So now the scumbags will have a huge fine AND a dump fee. Should have just spent the $20 at the landfill.

    I was very happy when the cop said they've gotta clean it up. I'm glad the town guys aren't getting stuck with that task.
     
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  13. Apr 23, 2017 at 6:38 PM
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  14. Apr 23, 2017 at 7:04 PM
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    That's a big appetizer :eek:
     
  15. Apr 23, 2017 at 7:10 PM
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    Oh man I miss homemade Vietnamese spring rolls
     
  16. Apr 23, 2017 at 7:11 PM
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    Dinner. Sending the wife to iHop for pancakes shortly.
     
  17. Apr 23, 2017 at 7:12 PM
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    What was site Brian?
     
  18. Apr 23, 2017 at 9:56 PM
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    Twochicksinacoop
     
  19. Apr 23, 2017 at 9:57 PM
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    Thank you sir!
     
  20. Apr 23, 2017 at 9:58 PM
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    Be carful how you spell that site lol
     
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  22. Apr 23, 2017 at 10:05 PM
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  23. Apr 23, 2017 at 10:06 PM
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  24. Apr 23, 2017 at 10:07 PM
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  25. Apr 23, 2017 at 10:08 PM
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  28. Apr 24, 2017 at 8:47 AM
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    Hattori STOP SHIMMING COILOVERS!!!!

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  29. Apr 24, 2017 at 1:22 PM
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    Damn I am hungry!!!
     
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