How many points can you get?

Not sure about Shanghai but you don't want to get in trouble in Wuhan, even when the video clearly shows you were not the aggressor and only swept the assailent's feet out from under him then walked away. I needed assistance from my employer's legal team and political dignitaries team out of Beijing. While I didn't have to stay in "jail" overnight, making a call for help was apparently unorthodox but exceptions were made and a lot of conversations and paperwork were exchanged. They also held my passport for a few days until they decided I wasn't a menace to society.

 

17, no for 4,7,10…although I just sent my youngest off to college so the nest is empty again.

 

18 for me. I haven't been to Niagra Falls or birthed children. But I have passed a few kidney stones, and I've heard it's similar to childbirth.

 

15

 

19

 

wow, I have 18 points. Maybe something is wrong with me

 

High score! Requires you to tell us which one you “missed”.

 

17 for me. Never divorced, I'm a man so no birthing, never got stung by a bee but have been stung by a wasp.....

 

14 here. Don't have kids yet, so I took many hits related to that. Plus a few others I'm happy to not check off the list like divorce or a broken bone.

 

14

 

14, But 15 if you count my second chicken pox.

 

13, lol

 

We all like to believe this, but unfortunately, it’s typically not the fastest or the strongest.
The fastest and strongest weaken the eggs membrane allowing the slower, lazy ones to make it through. Once the first ones there exhaust themselves, the lackadaisical ones move in... in a sense.

Too much info?
Yes.
I’m just here to wreck everyone’s ego, like mine.

 

18. Have 3 boys. I didn’t give birth to any of them but I helped make them. And I don’t have any tattoos.

 

15 here

 

Haha, same.

Was totally thinking 19 until I read your post. I didn’t push them out, I pushed them originally in.

 

Grand Canyon!

 

Sounds like an easy fix. We’ll wait.

 

14. Do I get extra since I had both chicken pox and shingles since those are like “grown up” chicken pox?

 

Once dogs are trained! Its on the list!

 

15. No kids, no diapers, no skiing, no tattoos, no divorce.

 

I'm at 15 but if we can double up points for doing these things more than once I would hit over 100 easily.

How many points for owning a black Tundra?

 

I think we should add some more interesting questions
(1) have you ever had a threesome
(2) have you had more than 20 partners
in bed (not all at the same time)
(3) did you lose your virginity before age 18
(4) have you ever called your wife by an old
girlfriends name

 

Only 17. Have sons but I did not berth them. No tattoos for me thank you. And never divorced...married 32 years and counting.

 

Well those that are allergic to bees and not yellow jackets would disagree! And yeah, that is possible. I have been stung by both multiple times. The worst was when a honey bee got in my mouth and stung me while riding my motorcycle about 40 mph. Not fun at all.

 

I dont understand Tattoos myself but it takes 2 to get married but only 1 to get divorced!?

 

Sounds like you’re a man slut who wants to stack the deck.Just sayin. Not judging, I got 3 of 4 of those.

 

Oh that’s just wishful thinking me being a man slut ha ha ...I don’t have any of those four so I guess you’re way ahead of me there

 

Well aren’t you a tricky sob.

 

There should be a male only question to make it fair, to equal out the birthing question. Like, have you ever got your balls stuck in your zipper? Twice in one day would be two points. Just a suggestion.