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Poorly explain what you do for a living

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by T-Rex266, May 29, 2021.

  1. Jun 1, 2021 at 12:20 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

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    Brew pub owner? If you own Beaver Liquors...we just became best friends.
     
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    I tell people “have you tried turning it off and back on?”
     
  3. Jun 1, 2021 at 12:23 PM
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    What kind of power plant?
     
  4. Jun 1, 2021 at 12:24 PM
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    Lmao. I love when I call for network help and get that reply.
     
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  5. Jun 1, 2021 at 12:27 PM
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    mgxsequioa

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    Certified checkbox unchecker!
     
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  6. Jun 1, 2021 at 12:28 PM
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    Well this could actually be a day care provider or correctional officer. Personally, I would choose correctional officer every time. :thumbsup:
     
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  7. Jun 1, 2021 at 12:31 PM
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  8. Jun 1, 2021 at 12:32 PM
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    C.I.

    C.I. Surf, off road, sleep, repeat

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    [​IMG]
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    I legally fool people into vacationing more often while I wait for my heritage.
     
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  9. Jun 1, 2021 at 12:52 PM
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    Fuck that’d definitely be a cooler way to describe that than what I really do haha I manage a ski shop.
     
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  10. Jun 1, 2021 at 12:55 PM
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  11. Jun 1, 2021 at 12:59 PM
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    I figured, but wondered if you suggest having a few drinks before braving the black diamonds. :rofl:

    We have condos in Breck, Beaver Creek, and Steamboat. The crap you all put up with during the ski season would warrant having shot glasses in the break room. :fistbump:
     
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  12. Jun 1, 2021 at 1:00 PM
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  13. Jun 1, 2021 at 1:01 PM
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    Clay potter. What kind of kiln do you have?

    How close was I?
     
  14. Jun 1, 2021 at 1:14 PM
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    Any good vacation deals down in Cabo? :cool:
     
  15. Jun 1, 2021 at 1:17 PM
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    Icon Shocks. Total Chaos UCA. Deaver u748 TC shackles Flowmaster super 50. Diode Dynamics fogs. 5.29 Revolution Gears. SSW 17" wheels on BFG 35x12.5
    Or kindergarten teacher in CA :notsure:
     
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  16. Jun 1, 2021 at 1:19 PM
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    Good one and so true sir!!
     
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    I draw circles and squares on a computer then tell others to make them out of metal.
     
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    :D, Civil Engineer....
     
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    Well crap, I shit the bed on that one.
     
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    It’s true, but in the end we get to live in amazing places!

    luckily too, we always have a full beer fridge and hood vent over our tune bench so we can smoke the cheeba whenever we want hahah
     
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    I yell at apprentices to hurry up and do electrical type shit, but faster and better. Also cheaper.
     
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    Totally stopped reading at "I make your lights turn on by regulating steam flow"....busted.

    Which one? Brunswick, Harris, or McGuire?
     
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    I track failed or crappy sounding phone calls around the country to pinpoint the source, then spend anywhere from a few hours to a few months cussing at my screen as I fail to get other companies to fix their shit.
     
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    Ah, a fellow telecom worker. Gotta love that it all runs on P.F.M. :rofl:
     
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