Poorly explain what you do for a living

I make sure my clients don’t have to worry about money when checking off their bucket list items!!

 

Lawyer? Or Wife ?

 

I change Red to Green to allow commodities flow thru the state.

 

Drive a big brown truck in circles, delivering people stuff they probably really don't need but think they do.

 

I babysit adults.
Some have conversations with people I can't see or throw tantrums worse then a 5 year old. Others just badly need a shower or a meal. Some want to expire or make others expire. Some need to get fixed and other just need a fix.

 

I solve problems you don't know you have in ways you cannot understand.

 

I spend painstaking hours covering every detail, as if life or death, on designing paperboard boxes that people quickly open and discard every day...

 

I make engineers dreams come true

 

I don't argue with my wife. I'm gonna lose every time.

 

https://youtu.be/cgg9byUy-V4

 

Anything I damn well want.... I'm retired...

 

Feel like I work at a Center for Adults Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too, with a lot more complaining

 

I ‘snitch’ professionally and everyone hates me

 

I have to know if it's true, do you have stitches?

 

I supervise wild homosapiens in captivity.

 

Corrections officer?

 

I manage things that track enterprising people doing bad things.

 

Then you must be working overtime on these Hedge fund Mgrs.

 

I say WTF under my breath when my co-workers ask for critique on their hot garbage.

I try and manage the digital representation of thousands of miles of glass strands in the ground.

 

01000100 01100001 01110100 01100001 01100010 01100001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110100 01110010 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110010

 

You work with Will Smith & Tommy Lee Jones? Cool- I knew that was a real job.

 

I turn hard dirt or coal in to small chunks

 

I look at a lot of various numbers and letters in little squares on a PC screen then copy and paste them to other little squares...then tell people how "f'd" the the numbers and letters they had were.
Then they say "yay"...and then go away... and then they tell a boss they figured it all out.

 

I work at a daycare center for adults, underpaid janitor but I have great benefits.

 

You probably ignore tone ups, and do a lousy job of meets as well.

 

I hunt humans, and or stare at dirt......

 

I spend money to eat with people and spend time with people so they in turn soend money on what I want them too. In the end lots of money is spent and cows consumed.

 

AAAhhhh... Database Admin.... good deal!

 

I ensure people are cold in the winter and hot in the summer, and never comfortable year round.