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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 31, 2021 at 3:19 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    what you cooking up?
     
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  2. May 31, 2021 at 3:21 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  3. May 31, 2021 at 3:26 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Good work, how did it come out? I’m guessing f*ckkng awesome. Love that grub
     
  4. May 31, 2021 at 3:27 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  5. May 31, 2021 at 3:30 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Yum
     
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  6. May 31, 2021 at 3:33 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Are we not going to talk about that awesome shirt!?
    Imma have to find one of those :thumbsup:
     
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  7. May 31, 2021 at 5:03 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  8. May 31, 2021 at 5:39 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Haha my best friend I got one for too.
     
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  10. May 31, 2021 at 7:39 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :fistbump:
     
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  11. Jun 1, 2021 at 9:58 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Today is buddy number 1's surgery day. He's nervous. Not a fan of hospitals. They freak him out because "hospitals are where people go to die."

    He keeps it together so his wife and boy don't see the worry as much, but we talk and he says that he doesn't like hospitals.

    Dude is a combat veteran, 6'2", and I'm not sure what to say/do to help him. Guess all I can do is be here?
     
  12. Jun 1, 2021 at 10:35 AM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    Look him square in the eye and ask "If you die, can I have all of your stuff?" He'll live just to spite you. He'll also have a good laugh.
     
  13. Jun 1, 2021 at 11:13 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    He paused and said "No" while shaking his head.
     
  14. Jun 1, 2021 at 1:45 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Yeah - sometimes people just need someone there that understands.
     
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  15. Jun 2, 2021 at 6:50 AM
    GODZILLA

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    My friend's surgery went well yesterday. He was in some serious pain after, and coming off the anesthesia was giving him some flashbacks.

    Sense of humor fully intact. For the sake of this,, let's say just name is Jim. He made the Nurses and doctors call him "Jim, the Destroyer." Let's just say they all like him as a patient. :rofl:

    His wife and I are just waiting for visiting hours before we go back to see him again.
     
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  16. Jun 2, 2021 at 7:04 AM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    Thanks for the update, I'm glad he's doing well. I'm sure they'll have the pain under control quickly.
     
  17. Jun 2, 2021 at 7:17 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Yeah. Apparently with abdominal surgery they pump gas into there to make it easier to keep things out of the way, so there is residual gas that causes pain.
    This guy can take it. Pain is kind of a constant for him. If he gets too uppity life will knock him for it. (Same buddy that was shot in the leg on thanksgiving)
     
  18. Jun 2, 2021 at 10:45 AM
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    vl184009 Cheers Boys!

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    Not a bad rear view..

     
  19. Jun 3, 2021 at 2:12 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Wednesday’s schedule:
    - 6am-4pm; check
    - 8pm-2am; check

    Now for bed…
     
  20. Jun 3, 2021 at 7:13 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Just wanted to stop by and show you guys a picture of the toilet paper where I work
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  21. Jun 3, 2021 at 7:47 AM
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    Sefferston #37sandlongtravel

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    I thought that was the standard worldwide?
     
  22. Jun 3, 2021 at 7:52 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I traveled the country and used toilets in 38 different states and my workplace's toilet paper is literally the worst I've ever used.:bananadead:
     
  23. Jun 3, 2021 at 8:49 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Makes one strong like ox. :muscleflexing:
     
  24. Jun 3, 2021 at 9:37 AM
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I swear employers use that rough stuff to discourage bathroom breaks.
     
  25. Jun 3, 2021 at 9:38 AM
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    Sefferston #37sandlongtravel

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    Boss makes a dollar...I make a dime. That's why everyone must poo on company time!
     
  26. Jun 3, 2021 at 10:44 AM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    No Golf today :cool: Nice finishing hole @ Kilmarlic Golf Club. Bloody Mary Time!!!!!

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  27. Jun 3, 2021 at 11:08 AM
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    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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  28. Jun 3, 2021 at 11:12 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  29. Jun 4, 2021 at 7:02 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  30. Jun 4, 2021 at 8:15 AM
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    Wait a minute... :monocle: That's not Army Green....
     

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