Poorly explain what you do for a living

Hahahaha! This has great potential.

 

I drive a RCSB Excellent cond 2007 Tundra, a lot!

 

I herd cats and counsel adults on how to deal with their preschool-level hang ups.

 

I take pictures of sick and or broken humans.

 

I bang my hands on a keyboard

 

I gots no job.

Re-tire-d

SPP

 

I constantly drop tapes and levels while cursing and beating on pipe with a hammer

 

I tell people they're doing their job wrong but I don't know how to do their jobs.

 

I un-fuck the fucked

 

I do nothing and everything at the same time.

 

I make sure that kids can shit, piss and drink water at school.

 

Make sure water freezes into ice

 

I grow rocks.

 

Damn this is good, and just getting started.

Ps
I price things and talk to people about pricey things, I really don’t want to talk to them about.... The things that are pricey, yet I do like the Price of the things I talk to them about, because of the price, I get.

 

I fix engineering mistakes by cutting chips.

 

I teach far off electronic devices what to do.

 

Code monkey

 

I’m like a flight attendant but in a really expensive taxi

 

Zoo Keeper

 

I get yelled at by people who think they are better then I am am told I can’t find a real job.

 

Adult babysitter or call it property management.

 

Teacher? Haha

 

Teacher

 

I navigate through a minefield of a never ending line of idiots. While breaking most local, state, and federal laws.

 

I assist in removing body parts and scheduling body parts to be removed.

 

I think I work with you

 

I sit around and collect checks. Occasionally I’ll take forays in the the wild to collect free range protein, aka hunting and fishing. Am retired and work PT 3 days a week for fun.

 

Dig ditches and keep the parks and public spaces green