1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

I'm always right. Just ask me, I'll tell ya.

 

Tonight I had my first interaction with someone at work wearing an ankle monitor.


She was a rowdy, cantankerous individual towards the team lead. Sweet as could be towards the boys wearing PT belts on their shoulders, and biceps. I had a brief conversation with her, and I placed her in her mid-30s. Seemed to have some level of intelligence until I saw the tasteful tattoos.

"I HATE MEN" scrawled across both forearms prison style in ye olden font. She pulled her mask down to get a drink of water, and confirmed my age analysis. The action revealed more tattoos around her mouth. One being an arrow point towards the left corner of her mouth that read "Your Clit Here."

Wonderful individuals.

 

You need to write a book Noah, you see some crazy shit. Nice sneaky sneaky pic.

 

Maybe one day it can be the memoirs of Noah, and Pops. Pops, and Noah?

He's seen plenty of crazy shit as well. It seems to run in the family.

Speaking of shit. The shit streakers "residue" is still lingering in the John.

 

I wonder if that was intentional, or a life changing slip with one of these faces

 

Intentional. I've wiped my ass countless times and not once have my fingers come back as a puddin pop. If it had my immediate thought wouldn't be to smear my shitty fanger against the TP dispenser.

Unless you mean, something else...

 

Had to of been right? I've never even had a close call to a puddin pop.

 

Man, you got me beat with all the colorful characters you have working with you.

The strangest individual I worked with in the past was a guy who used to collect dead bees at work in the parking lot during lunch and put them in a jar at work for everyone to see. I see that’s now pale in comparison.

 

It takes all kinds. Are you sure that wasn't the jar? The MLP jar, but with bees.

I'm attaching a link, but you should only click it if you have a decent stomach like @chrisb

Spoiler: I warned you

MLP jar

 

There used to be this guy that would watch/listen to Fox News full volume in the break room, I got tired of it and started doing the same thing but with NPR, he got headphones the next day

 

He wanted to make you heard that fox news had NO stories about actual foxes.

 

Still trying to figure out what the fox said

 

I believe that was the death rattle of a forgotten time...

 

That is gnarly.
I have questions, but I feel like all the answers are rooted in emotional trauma and mental illness.

 

For me, the poor resident of the jar, or the guy who posted all that?

 

Yes? LOLOLOL

 

Would Babbel or Duolingo help in deciphering this thread

 

https://youtu.be/1lKNnbA49u0

 

Doubt it. It's hard explaining why something us "funny" or "cool" when it's just a picture.

My brain perceives the meaning of the picture which usually relates to another picture and that one relates to another and so on.

It's difficult to explain a level 47 meme when there's 60 levels of intricacies within one image that all relat to 50 other items/topics/posts, etc...

My brain is a web of memes, and things that go bump in the day.

 

Just a normal factory for 'round these parts. I figure she's a "refugee" from way out west somewhere by some golden Bridge or something.

Definitely not from these parts.

 

But is she hawt?

 

@BubbaW thus is a pretty good example of other intricacies. Look at this and tell me what you see.

 

I was trying to think of any 'lady' ever in an ankle monitor that was on the attractive side of beastly.

All I can come up with is Casey Anthony. :shrug:

 

I see someone who tasted too much of the Bondurant's shine

 

Who cares? My wife rides motorcycles (or behind me on mine sometimes), shoots, cooks, raises chickens, refuses to let me mow the lawn (she thinks my tractor's /s/e/x/y/ hers) and is the one who urged me to get a new truck instead of a 10-15 year old beater. WHY would I mess that up?

 

Here you go. Special just for you.
https://youtu.be/p2inbxa7OAM

Not quite the "dad" hearkens back to this meme.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/are-ya-winning-son

And this string of videos...

https://youtu.be/j6cw7EwV1kM

Which ties it into a whole other string of memes. All things are connected.

 

Confused yet?