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2018. Im back but with a new lemon. I mean Tundra. I snap nipples.

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Elk Hunter, Jun 15, 2018.

  1. Jan 13, 2021 at 9:32 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Young men never die.

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    Post 223

    I assume it's a typo but not sure what it was supposed to say.
     
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  2. Jan 13, 2021 at 11:24 PM
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    On occasion, when the mood is right, @T-Rex266 will post a nipple picture...only if you deserve it though.

    Sometimes I’m ...



    Other times....

     
  3. Jan 14, 2021 at 4:16 AM
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    Rgross2112 ASCM #5: Just like Sick and Disgusting

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    I’d admit the snapped nipples got the best of me so yep I went back to the first post and read all 19 pages. Never laughed so hard in my life and things got really interesting when the lasers were being discussed but I digress. I have strange images in my brain now that can never be removed!
     
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  4. Jan 14, 2021 at 4:25 AM
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  5. Jan 14, 2021 at 6:41 AM
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    True story: The Ancient Spartans invented the "nipple snap" as a pre-fight ritual to get them prepared for combat... and to toughen their nipples so they could be used for throat slashing or eye poking in close combat.



    I'm also kinda wondering if they just liked the way it felt.
     
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  6. Jan 14, 2021 at 8:43 AM
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    How dare you assume my species sir.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Jan 14, 2021 at 8:55 AM
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    Hell yes it did, its on the interwebs ain't it.
     
  8. Jan 14, 2021 at 9:50 AM
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    I tend to believe anything posted that has "Nipples" in the title.
     
  9. Jan 14, 2021 at 10:37 AM
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    That's the only reason I clicked on this post. Kinda disappointed now.
     
  10. Jan 14, 2021 at 10:38 AM
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    This should fix your disappointment...

     
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  11. Jan 14, 2021 at 10:46 AM
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    SCORE!!!!
     
  12. Jan 14, 2021 at 11:16 AM
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  13. Jan 14, 2021 at 11:52 AM
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    1 or 2... I lost count
    :stirthepot::pccoffee:
     
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  14. Jan 14, 2021 at 1:36 PM
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    TaquitoBandito

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    So! I didn’t like the way it was looking at my wife!!

    Oops. I mean I only plead guilty to misdemeanors...:spy:
     
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  15. Jan 14, 2021 at 2:12 PM
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    Back to fall of 78!
     
  16. Jan 14, 2021 at 2:21 PM
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    I can't take credit for the origins, that was somewhere in the previous 17 pages. I just remembered it and fought auto correct to use it. I'm not going to reread the whole thing to find the brilliant gentleman who first coined it. Too many beers to attend to right now.
     
  17. May 15, 2021 at 3:02 PM
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  18. May 15, 2021 at 5:06 PM
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    @elkhunter lives!
     
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  19. May 15, 2021 at 6:15 PM
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    Maybe @elkhunter is really Elvis.:anonymous:
     
  20. May 15, 2021 at 6:22 PM
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    Mmmmmmmmm. We've gone astray. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

     
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  24. May 15, 2021 at 7:47 PM
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    Another sighting.
     
  25. May 15, 2021 at 8:58 PM
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    I’m all for doing that (well, hypothetically and not for real Mr. FBI botware). I could’ve bought a few trucks for the insurance I’ve paid since 99. Never claimed one. But one question; why do I have to wear a Breaking Bad suit? It’s my truck. Shouldn’t it have my DNA in it? And why burn it? That just attracts attention. People always forget you have to get back from wherever you lose it. And have a convenient time to report it stolen before it’s obvious that you don’t have it.
     
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    I wonder if this guy ever came back to read through the entire thread, in all it’s glory.
     
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    Happy 3 year anniversary to this thread! We miss you @Elk Hunter!
     
  28. Jun 15, 2021 at 7:06 AM
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    We are ALL Elk Hunter on this blessed day!
     
  29. Jun 15, 2021 at 7:10 AM
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    The one thing that unites us all. I propose the forum designate every June 15th as Elk Hunter Day.
     
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  30. Jun 15, 2021 at 7:20 AM
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    Happy Elk Hunter Day.

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