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  1. Jan 26, 2017 at 2:45 PM
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  2. Jan 26, 2017 at 2:46 PM
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    You can swap testicles in your sack (left to right and right to left), but it's highly not recommended and extremely painful.
     
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  3. Jan 26, 2017 at 2:47 PM
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    Afghanistan is a saver place than Chicago, at least in Afghanistan you can shoot back. :laser:
     
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  4. Jan 26, 2017 at 3:01 PM
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    The Toyota plant in which the Tundra is built is near San Antonio and sits on land that the company bought from the oldest working cattle ranch in the state, the JLC Ranch. That ranch was founded in 1974. Which is where the 1974 edition trundra comes from.
     
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    Now he is getting numbers out of place...LOL
     
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  8. Jan 26, 2017 at 3:29 PM
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    Hahaha. Ahh damn. I give up. I might as well be left handed.
     
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  9. Jan 26, 2017 at 3:31 PM
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    The autobahn road thickness is 27 inches as opposed to American highways which are only 11 inches. Thus being much smoother and lasts twice as long.
     
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  10. Jan 26, 2017 at 3:35 PM
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    Ha ha! Just giving you shit. It is pretty funny though.
     
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  11. Jan 26, 2017 at 3:38 PM
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    The autobahn is pretty cool!!!! I was able to get up to 130+ mph for about 5 miles. However, it is just like the US, some moron pulled out in front of me.
     
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    If you pass him on the right lane he gets a ticket.
     
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  13. Jan 26, 2017 at 4:00 PM
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    When you tell your supervisor "you have a very nice weenis" he looks at you funny" you explain it to him and by the end of the day someone other than your supervisor will say something to you about a "weenis"
     
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  14. Jan 26, 2017 at 4:05 PM
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    haha is this based off experience?
     
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  15. Jan 26, 2017 at 4:09 PM
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    You know it gets out of hand (or weenis) in the workplace when HR has to release a statement about the use of "weenis" lol
     
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    Yes indeed!! LOL tried it out today!
     
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    One of them was "for a good time, call 1-800-weenis" LOL
     
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  18. Jan 26, 2017 at 4:36 PM
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    The Inuit people who inhabit the northern polar regions..prefer this delicacy..... meat buried in a sealskin for 5 months to improve the tastiness. Bet it goes good with sour curdled milk. Almost Valentines Day guys......Better than Sherry's Berries I'm sure...................................

    [​IMG]
     
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    Ha! Next you should try playing the "weenis" game at work where you go back n forth saying weenis louder than the other
     
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    Think about it. Igloo, rotten meat, curdled milk, fur rugs and...................[​IMG]
     
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    I can imagin the foul smell coming from her ass due to what she is eating. I'm not convinced being snuggled up in a fur would be a good thing.

    IMG_0633.jpg
     
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    If the igloos a rocking...don't come a knocking!
     
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    I reality there would be Crown Royal, fresh cut reindeer rib eyes, whipped cream, and a whale oil lamp.
     
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    And when its that time of the month...

     
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    Now you know how they attract Polar bears to get within shooting range.
     
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    Volkswagen is German for "People's Car".
    Volksellbogen is German for "People's Elbow".

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    So then what would be the german term for "Peoples Weenis" be then? Volksveenis :D :D :D
     
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    Wonder why?
     
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    A little of this and a little of that.
    Licking a stamp is worth one calorie to your diet. But who licks stamps anymore?????
     
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