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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 24, 2017 at 5:20 PM
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    MotoTundra

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    That's disappointing. We are fortunate, we have a very nice USPS carrier. We give her a XMas gift every year and she always puts a thank you card with a lottery ticket in our box the next day. No issues with USPS, knock on wood. Obviously their tracking is piss poor.

    I have had problems with UPS / FedEx occasionally treating my packages like garbage.
     
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  2. Jan 24, 2017 at 5:32 PM
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    joonbug

    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    Yeah I much prefer USPS over the other two. Much more personal having a regular carrier. If you absolutely need to get a package somewhere, but not in a hurry, send it Registered mail. I send out 30-40 packages a week at work and in 25 years, they haven't lost a single package.
     
  3. Jan 24, 2017 at 6:14 PM
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    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    That's a cool tat!
     
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  4. Jan 24, 2017 at 6:26 PM
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    jberry813

    jberry813 The Mad Scientist Staff Member

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    Metric shit ton of parts
    My buddy in Incline Village called me this morning and asked if I could come over and give him a hand clearing snow. He did not properly warn me

     
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  5. Jan 24, 2017 at 6:30 PM
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    831Tun

    831Tun heartless Bastrd

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    Wow! Hasn't been like that up there for awhile.
     
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  6. Jan 24, 2017 at 6:52 PM
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    jberry813

    jberry813 The Mad Scientist Staff Member

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    That same roof I climbed up the snowbank in 2011 and snowboarded off the front side and dropped two stories into the front yard. This is easily 2x as much snow. I don't remember this much since 96
     
  7. Jan 24, 2017 at 7:05 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Any other fathers change diapers like this, or is it just me?

     
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  8. Jan 24, 2017 at 7:17 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :eek:
     
  9. Jan 24, 2017 at 7:33 PM
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    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    No... but I do look like that when I'm out fighting ninjas. o_O
     
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  10. Jan 24, 2017 at 7:44 PM
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    scurdyness

    scurdyness One thing is sure, uncertainty is certain

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    Get used to it, wait until you have to do the grand babies...oh my, lol
     
  11. Jan 24, 2017 at 8:07 PM
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    No. Part of some Star Trek pj shirt or something.
     
  12. Jan 24, 2017 at 9:19 PM
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    TruckyTruck Dumbest Username

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    I try to avoid having to at all costs! I've got two in diapers right now.
     
  13. Jan 24, 2017 at 9:22 PM
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    TruckyTruck Dumbest Username

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    That's someone's house...? So much for global warming

    People here wouldn't have a clue what to do with that much snow, myself included!
     
  14. Jan 24, 2017 at 9:30 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    He's 99% potty trained, but got diarrhea. :puke:
    This is the 2nd and only diaper I've ever changed of his.

    My gag reflex is unreal

     
  15. Jan 24, 2017 at 9:33 PM
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    TruckyTruck Dumbest Username

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    Sean, do you puff up and try to seem bigger when you see him working out? :benchpress: :laugh:
    For years I'd see Branch Warren at Strouds in Hurst, Tx. Him and his wife before they were married. You see these guys in magazines, but in person they look YUGE
     
  16. Jan 24, 2017 at 9:40 PM
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    Someone gets it!
     
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  17. Jan 25, 2017 at 12:51 AM
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    Joshua tree national park? Broke in the back seat of my Silverado there
     
  18. Jan 25, 2017 at 6:28 AM
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  19. Jan 25, 2017 at 7:39 AM
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    Was getting some breakfast and found a guy.

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  20. Jan 25, 2017 at 8:57 AM
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    Mike Tread lightly.

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    yep bank account is running low from it..
    3f21f5c23e22bd7b99fba2481d16786c_86801d6d7e547bf9616361dab24138c1d2ecec7a.jpg

    Glad to be home but challenge accepted Porsche playing with it.
     
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  21. Jan 25, 2017 at 9:40 AM
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    louscrw

    louscrw all jacked up on Mt. Dew

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    First thousand down; many, many more to go

     
  22. Jan 25, 2017 at 10:21 AM
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    Caught this picture on FB yesterday. Who here knows someone that makes his Tundra look like a Tacoma.

     
  23. Jan 25, 2017 at 10:27 AM
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    louscrw all jacked up on Mt. Dew

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    that dude has to be about 7' tall. Tundra is about 6'4" tall
     
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  24. Jan 25, 2017 at 1:50 PM
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    No kidding! That's a big boy!
     
  25. Jan 25, 2017 at 4:24 PM
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    My girl is growing up, just hit 10k miles!

     
  26. Jan 25, 2017 at 4:40 PM
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    CM-LENNY No Complaints

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    Good thing he got the CM. He may need to sit in the back seat so his knees don't hit the steering wheel.. Holy Giant !
     
  27. Jan 25, 2017 at 8:28 PM
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    SlickRick2013Tundra #10

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    Got me some wood...bon fire for my son's 16th bday

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  28. Jan 25, 2017 at 9:46 PM
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    Just noticed my exhaust is a little stinky. Catalytic converter's?
     
  29. Jan 26, 2017 at 7:41 AM
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    Roman made my day.....

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  30. Jan 26, 2017 at 9:52 AM
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    Prayer for the little guy! I dont understand why kids have to go through this kind of shit! It just doesnt seem fair or right to me. But im not god and i trust him so even tho i dont get it i got to believe
     

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