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  1. Jan 1, 2020 at 1:16 AM
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    If your in Canada ever At my house bro!!
     
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  3. Jan 1, 2020 at 1:19 AM
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    Getting there. For the record, I didn't do that...
    20200101_021853.jpg
     
  4. Jan 1, 2020 at 1:22 AM
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    Lmao!! :cheers:
     
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  5. Jan 1, 2020 at 1:29 AM
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  6. Jan 1, 2020 at 5:36 AM
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    Good morning, Everybody.

    Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and was spoiled by Santa for being good, or that being naughty was worth the lump of coal!:devil:

    Happy New Year as well. May all your livers forgive you!:thumbsup:
     
  7. Jan 1, 2020 at 6:22 AM
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    Well crap.

    Diet food may not be the best thing ever, but I was kinda looking forward to my microwave eggwhite, turkey, ham, and cheese omelet. Right up until I pulled it from the microwave and it slid right out of the package, hit the lip of the plate, and leapt to a messy end all over the floor at work.:facepalm:

    I was trying to be less cynical for the new year; be a bit more optimistic... Not at all my usual state of mind, and I think the universe is telling me not to get my hopes up! :laughing:
     
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  8. Jan 1, 2020 at 6:29 AM
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    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Happy New Years tundra fans...

    This is the decade I turn 60. Yay me.
     
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  9. Jan 1, 2020 at 7:00 AM
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    Happy New Year Tundra Family!
     
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  10. Jan 1, 2020 at 7:01 AM
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    New Year New Me?

     
  11. Jan 1, 2020 at 7:28 AM
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    Good morning all.

    Pat:wave: @Grumpy Uncle
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    And anyone else who I forgot.

    A cloudy 36° right now.
    Happy New Year, Gatorade and Aspirins will help this morning. :rofl:
    Have a great/safe day.

    Slowly tagging, let me know if you don't want to be tagged or if you want to be added.:D
     
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  12. Jan 1, 2020 at 7:39 AM
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  14. Jan 1, 2020 at 7:47 AM
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    Morning, Jim. Hope your New Year is starting off on the right foot.
     
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    Damn. That actually sounds amazing pre-floor
     
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    Indeed. Not the way I wanted to start the first meal of the decade. :rofl:

    Silver lining, it's just that many fewer calories for the day.:woot:
     
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    But then you’re hungry and will eat extra at lunch. o_O
     
  18. Jan 1, 2020 at 8:31 AM
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    Nope. I bring my food with me, so I only have what I have. I'll just drink extra water.
     
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    Then I would have snacks that would be gone lol

    I cooked a steak yesterday and needed A1!
     
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  20. Jan 1, 2020 at 8:37 AM
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    Snacks are part of the meal plan. I could do an extra shake if I feel the need. Not sure I will. Might do a salad later in the evening. We'll see. For now, just gonna try to take the extra deficit.

    Did the steak NEED A1, or would you have just preferred it. I've had some steaks where A1 was the only way to make it edible is why I ask.
     
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    Well, the problem with the steak was it was bland and could’ve used more flavor. Tasted of meat and cooked medium so it was juicy..just bland.
     
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  22. Jan 1, 2020 at 8:42 AM
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    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Still rolling stock baby....
    Sea salt and be generous, the salt brings out the flavor of the meat, and helps with developing a good crust, essential to a great steak, and of course use a prime cut, spend the little extra.
     
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    Ah, I see. I generally go for medium rare to keep more of the natural flavor, but sometimes a well seasoned steak hits the spot. I think I prefer BBQ sauce to A1 though. IDK. Been ages since I've had A1.
     
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  24. Jan 1, 2020 at 8:45 AM
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    I used a good rib eye. I was able to get a real good crust and didn’t use too much salt thinking it would draw out too much juices and make it dry.
     
  25. Jan 1, 2020 at 8:46 AM
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    Yeah I’m lacking in the steak department, don’t cook it often enough to have a routine to it.
    Desserts on the other hand, have mastered a few things to knock it outa the park!
     
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    I can't cook. Terrible at it, but for steak it doesn't take much to make me happy. As long as it's tender and warm all the way through I am pretty much set. I don't mind the blood. Adds flavor. (insert awful innuendo joke here)
     
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    Happy New Year everyone
     
  28. Jan 1, 2020 at 8:53 AM
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    Bit worse for wear this morning, the. It all starts again at 4pm

    :cheers:
     
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    I prefer the thin tender cuts, like a nice slice of prime rib. That’s good eatin!
     
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    Hope you had and have a fun and safe time.
     
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