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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 2, 2017 at 3:58 PM
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    BlueFalconActual

    BlueFalconActual Field Day Inspector Extraordinaire

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  2. Jan 2, 2017 at 4:23 PM
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    thumper7799

    thumper7799 Bad Girls Drive Bad Toys!

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    hahahaha!!! I'm actually not moody :eek:
     
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  3. Jan 2, 2017 at 4:35 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Who else does this?

     
  4. Jan 2, 2017 at 4:37 PM
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    zcarpenter92

    zcarpenter92 Yotas and Yellow Jackets

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    Ha your contact in my phone is still your username from here.
     
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  5. Jan 2, 2017 at 4:42 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Sort of. More like "that a-hole down the street that drives the whatever car".
     
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  6. Jan 2, 2017 at 4:43 PM
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    thumper7799

    thumper7799 Bad Girls Drive Bad Toys!

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    The good kind of crazy! :goingcrazy:
     
  7. Jan 2, 2017 at 4:54 PM
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    zcarpenter92

    zcarpenter92 Yotas and Yellow Jackets

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    Theres a "good" kind of crazy? Lol
     
  8. Jan 2, 2017 at 4:56 PM
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    Lowcountrytj

    Lowcountrytj Buford T. Justice

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    images (19).jpg
     
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  9. Jan 2, 2017 at 4:58 PM
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    I'll bite, send pic Thumper...
     
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  10. Jan 2, 2017 at 5:00 PM
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    thumper7799

    thumper7799 Bad Girls Drive Bad Toys!

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    Well....yeah, I think so ;)
     
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  11. Jan 2, 2017 at 5:04 PM
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    Sixpack

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    Crazy like a fox-vs-bat shit crazy...
     
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  12. Jan 2, 2017 at 5:08 PM
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    thumper7799

    thumper7799 Bad Girls Drive Bad Toys!

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    There you go! I guess it would be crazy like a fox lol!
     
  13. Jan 2, 2017 at 5:21 PM
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    thumper7799

    thumper7799 Bad Girls Drive Bad Toys!

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    Awe man! No pic for you @Sixpack, I already have a job....I can't be a woman of the night too :p
     
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  14. Jan 2, 2017 at 6:53 PM
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    TNTundra08

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    Funny story...

    A few years ago, the front desk girl at my gym we went to the same community college and I had 8am classes and I guess she did too. Well there's not many people there at that time so you get to noticing all the cars and then I started noticing that car st the gym. The chick had some stickers and stuff and her name stickered on the driver window. Well I just happened to notice her name tag and said something about her going to Roane State and I explained how I see that car there and at the gym all the time and put two and two together. She said "that's creepy" which was embarrassing bc she was one nice looking lady. I'm like Um no, nuh uh, no... Not creepy, it's cars. Doesn't everyone know others by what other people drive first thing?
     
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  15. Jan 2, 2017 at 6:53 PM
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    TNTundra08

    TNTundra08 New Member

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    I actually met my second college roommate like that. We were walking by each other in the hall and I said don't you drive that lifted duramax and then we became friends and then he moved in with me haha
     
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  16. Jan 2, 2017 at 8:13 PM
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    MotoTundra

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    Sounds like she was a snob brother!

    I have always been particular with my cars and bikes, when I was in college I would park my car in the same spot at the end, always away from the others. At a party I met a friend of a friend and one of the first things she said is "you're the guy with the clean black car that always parks in the corner of the lot". I think it definitely goes both ways but some don't want to seem "creepy" by bringing it up. I think it's just being observant and confident.
     
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  17. Jan 2, 2017 at 8:33 PM
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    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Who the fuck puts a sticker on their window of their name?
    Thats bat shit crazy.
     
  18. Jan 2, 2017 at 8:41 PM
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    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    Haha I agree. The name stickers are frequently paired with a bright pink super fluffy steering wheel cover and matching cheap seat covers...

    I love when people have their first name on a vanity license plate. If I have the opportunity in traffic I like to yell their name quick and watch them look around for someone they know..... I'm still a kid at heart!
     
  19. Jan 3, 2017 at 3:53 AM
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    TNTundra08

    TNTundra08 New Member

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    Ha, I had a neighbor that did it too.


    It was at that moment I learned not EVERYONE thinks like me and knows your car before your name, hahah. I know what half the people at work drive even when I haven't talked to most of them.
     
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  20. Jan 3, 2017 at 9:46 AM
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    louscrw

    louscrw all jacked up on Mt. Dew

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    Anyone looking for a cement Pro. This just pulled into the showroom. Lowe Toyota in Warner Robins, Ga

     
  21. Jan 3, 2017 at 10:27 AM
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    Pulls up while you're there? Looks like a sign to me that you should get it . . .;)
     
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  22. Jan 3, 2017 at 11:44 AM
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    Just ordered a little something something . . . :devil:

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    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    whatcha get? whatcha get? whatcha get?
     
  24. Jan 3, 2017 at 11:55 AM
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    Got me some 3", LOL.
     
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    louscrw

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    No, I was there trading in my 15 CM for a 17 CM. Same color, just went from SR5 to Limited
     
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    Boss???!!!
     
  27. Jan 3, 2017 at 11:56 AM
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    What about my wife?
     
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    If you got the Boss Lift, that now makes you the Boss.
     
  29. Jan 3, 2017 at 12:01 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    LOL. Was yanking ya. Yep. Got the Boss. Shackles and SPS UCAs. 650lbs front coils :yay:
     
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