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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 20, 2019 at 7:37 AM
    stewtopia

    stewtopia 4RunningTundra

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    Just got tickets to Motley Crue & Def Leppard. Boom!
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I am really sorry for your family. Will keep you in my prayers.
     
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    PotentPotables

    PotentPotables "Where we're going we don't need roads."

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    You should move to the westside. Very little snow and plenty of nursing positions open. Heck, 90% of my coworkers are nurses and I know we have an FTE open. ;)
     
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  5. Dec 20, 2019 at 8:42 AM
    PotentPotables

    PotentPotables "Where we're going we don't need roads."

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    Bree,

    So sorry to hear this. How are you? How are your kids? Do you or they need anything? I have three myself all under 10. If you want, PM me your mailing info and I'll have them draw/make cards if you think it would help in anyway. Otherwise, Some random Tundra owner in Wa has your family in their thoughts and prayers.
     
  6. Dec 20, 2019 at 8:54 AM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    OMG, so sorry Bree. My thoughts and prayers for you and your girls.
     
  7. Dec 20, 2019 at 9:02 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  8. Dec 20, 2019 at 9:07 AM
    Pinay

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    Winner!!
     
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  9. Dec 20, 2019 at 9:50 AM
    JC303

    JC303 Same same but different

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    Bree I'm at a loss for words! Hug your girls and remind them how much he loves them. I'm so sorry.
     
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  10. Dec 20, 2019 at 10:00 AM
    ColoradoTJ

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    late again. Almost good afternoon.

    Good morning Tundras.

    Working on this today. Hauling rock and dirt soon.

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  11. Dec 20, 2019 at 10:03 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Thread lock and ban in 3......2.......1
































































































































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    Where my W CRÜE AT???

    @Jim LE 1301
     
  12. Dec 20, 2019 at 10:09 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Very tempting. But i love my rural areas
     
  13. Dec 20, 2019 at 10:27 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    @TXRailRoads73, What's up with the kid's meal and the large drink?
     
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  14. Dec 20, 2019 at 10:30 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Kids meal?!?!!!? That's a Dbl meat cheese bacon jalapenos whatasized fries n drink
     
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  15. Dec 20, 2019 at 10:32 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    You got jipped on the fries, dawg. That sure doesn't look like a double double w/bacon.
    My typical Whataburger is double meat/double cheese, lettuce, onions, and mayo.
    Damn, now I'm hangry for one.
     
  16. Dec 20, 2019 at 10:35 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    That's what I always get double meat double bacon cheese tomatoes lettuce pickles grilled jalapenos sometimes grilled onions or shrooms mayo mustard
     
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  17. Dec 20, 2019 at 10:37 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Don't worry. You'll be hungry again in three hours.
     
  18. Dec 20, 2019 at 10:38 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    lol every time I eat Chinese buffet I get hungry again, I get very dehydrated, they put a lot of salt
     
  19. Dec 20, 2019 at 10:38 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    You beat me to it!!! Every time I eat Chinese!!!
     
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  20. Dec 20, 2019 at 10:56 AM
    TundraDude18

    TundraDude18 Deus vult

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    Monosodium Glutamate [or MGM for you color freaks] ... triggers that 'binge' reflex [stuffed to starving within 3 hours].
     
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  21. Dec 20, 2019 at 11:12 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    How are you liking your tractor?
     
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  22. Dec 20, 2019 at 11:23 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Hope your day gets better.
     
  24. Dec 20, 2019 at 11:25 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I had to do a lot of cropping so that you didn't see his man boobs.
     
  25. Dec 20, 2019 at 11:32 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  26. Dec 20, 2019 at 11:40 AM
    TundraDude18

    TundraDude18 Deus vult

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    I had a concussion. I was in the gifted program, but now ...

    I"m not stupid!

    Sounded good until you corrected it, though:bananadance::dancingbacon::broccoli:
     
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  27. Dec 20, 2019 at 12:51 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    I use it quite a bit actually. We only have 58 hours on it, but it’s 6 months old.
     
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  28. Dec 20, 2019 at 1:46 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :wave: Busy day.
     
  29. Dec 20, 2019 at 2:09 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Ok dude
     
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  30. Dec 20, 2019 at 2:12 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What's that money for??? Your "meet up'' :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

     

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