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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    Y0TA PR0

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    Good morning Pândâ!
     
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    I'm sitting in my wifes office drinking coffee and listening to her talk to her self as she is typing notes. The place she works is big into acronyms. I dont know what "ART" stands for, but she is typing away and says "art is....." and i yell out subjective! She starts typing subjec..... NO! Shuddup..... :boink:
     
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    Someone tell me something cool - Random Facts!
     
  5. Dec 19, 2019 at 7:03 AM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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  8. Dec 19, 2019 at 7:04 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Got our CRUE tickets! :headbang:

    For the wife's Christmas :thumbsup:
     
  10. Dec 19, 2019 at 7:09 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What is everyone so worked up about?

    Nobody got banned. A couple people got temporary reply bans from this thread for repeat offenses. That’s it.

    Enough with the tits and ass is all we are asking. This is a family and work friendly site.
     
  12. Dec 19, 2019 at 7:42 AM
    Pinay

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    And the standard is NOT “it wasn’t that bad” pics
     
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  13. Dec 19, 2019 at 7:45 AM
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    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Hard day so far. Watching a rough cut.

    Tiring day
     
  14. Dec 19, 2019 at 7:48 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    I’m busy watching stuff this morning anyway...

    Oh. It’s a very very rough cut
     
  15. Dec 19, 2019 at 7:59 AM
    PotentPotables

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    Reset.
    Good morning Tundras!
     
  16. Dec 19, 2019 at 8:00 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    It was 5° here today. Is that cool enough? :D
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  18. Dec 19, 2019 at 8:26 AM
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    This
     
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    -15° wind chills. I picked a good day to run errands. I just hit 200 miles on this tank which means refill now 11.8 mpg with winter blend lol

    20191219_113433_001.jpg
     
  20. Dec 19, 2019 at 8:37 AM
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    PotentPotables "Where we're going we don't need roads."

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    Have a good day, Jason.
     
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    PotentPotables

    PotentPotables "Where we're going we don't need roads."

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    Good day, Bryan.
     
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    Don’t send any of that stuff on the west coast! Keep it ova there!
     
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    PotentPotables

    PotentPotables "Where we're going we don't need roads."

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    Send it to the Northwest.
     
  25. Dec 19, 2019 at 8:44 AM
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    You want snow on top of the rain? We need rain too, just the cold n snow, I can GO find it in the mountains! :rofl:
     
  26. Dec 19, 2019 at 8:46 AM
    Y0TA PR0

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    Who’s driving your truck?!
     
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    He got the new Tesla cybertruck. Drives itself.
     
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    PotentPotables

    PotentPotables "Where we're going we don't need roads."

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    I'd prefer snow on top of snow. Though, Western Washington drivers can't drive in it. :thumbsup:

    Yeah. My little brother lives in the 909 and said the same thing. One thing I miss about living there is having those mountains just 45 minutes away.
     
  29. Dec 19, 2019 at 8:56 AM
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    Lol. That damn mirrored selfie mode. No one drives my truck but me!!!
     
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  30. Dec 19, 2019 at 8:58 AM
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