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    Great....I'm broke
     
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    Schedule your "Nip & Tuck" at the same time. LOL
     
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    The # of ceiling blocks in the office
     
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    That number is scared into my memory
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Umm......
     
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  12. Dec 17, 2019 at 7:53 AM
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    Only problem with them is, they $10 a piece and ya gotta take 4-6 of them... I would rather have a steak dinner and take my chances
     
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    But my tuck has already been nipped.... only have to do it once
     
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    You were able to count that good with tears in your eyes?
     
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    I'm not good with anesthesia. It takes more to block pain on me than the normal person. Let's just say it was not comfortable
     
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    Pupper is in for a follow up on the ankle.
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    And he says, the first shot is a little uncomfortable..lying sack of .... HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD! Let's just say, it was 20 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday
     
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    Stunt
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    It is.... you forgot the .6
     
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    C Crue (')

    [​IMG]
     
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