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  1. Dec 13, 2019 at 5:24 AM
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    No, not lately.
     
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  5. Dec 13, 2019 at 5:28 AM
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    Yep, yep! And my oldest boy will be home on leave from school down in AZ.
     
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    Lol...maybe!!!
    Good morning Monet! :wave::wave:
     
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    All is good in the hood! :eek:
    Entertainment all around me! :rofl:
    Wednesday before training, I was exercising my pup in the back yard ....turned around and a cop was standing at the fence:)
     
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    Wishing he had a canine partner like hers!
     
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    Neighbors alarm went off and they couldnt get in or see in the back yard. Was one in the street and 2 in the alley!
     
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    :rofl: I was real tickeled with her reaction to him! She ran to the fence, greeted him and went into a down! Like she is supposed to...surprised me:eek:
     
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    :rofl: She was probably thinking she wants to ride around with him :rofl:
     
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    They were quiet yesterday!!!
     
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    Cat knocked over the Christmas tree last night. It literally scared the piss out of him. He pissed himself as he bolted. Little puddles left behind as he ran. :rofl::rofl:
     
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    Cuffed and stuffed :D
     
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